Poll: Funniest Joke From Jimmy Kimmel's Oscar Monologue

Results of 526 votes:

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   Matt Damon at an event for The Oscars (2017)

    

   Tonight in the spirit of healing and bringing people together, I would like to bury the hatchet with someone I've had issues with, Matt Damon. I've known Matt so long, when I first met Matt, I was the…
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   Jimmy Kimmel in The Oscars (2017)

    

   I want to say thank you to President Trump. Remember last year when it seemed like the Oscars was racist? That's gone, thanks to him.
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   Jimmy Kimmel at an event for The Oscars (2017)

    

   Black people saved NASA and white people saved jazz, that's what you call progress.
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   Meryl Streep at an event for The Oscars (2017)

    

   Of all the great actors here in Hollywood, one in particular has stood the test of time for her uninspiring and overrated performances. Mediocre, underwhelming, Meryl Streep has phoned it in for over …
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   Jimmy Kimmel at an event for The Oscars (2017)

    

   This broadcast is being watched live by millions of Americans and around the world in over 225 countries that now hate us.
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   Isabelle Huppert at an event for The Oscars (2017)

    

   To Isabelle Huppert: I'm glad homeland security let you in tonight.
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   Jimmy Kimmel at an event for The Oscars (2017)

    

   Of all the nominees, the only happy ending was the one in the middle of 'Moonlight'.
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   Mel Gibson at an event for The Oscars (2017)

    

   The country is divided right now. People been telling me, it's time to bring everyone together. Let's just get something straight off the top, I can't do that. There's only one Braveheart in this room…
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   Jimmy Kimmel at an event for The Oscars (2017)

    

   The way you people go through hosts, it's probably my last time here.