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- DirectorEdwin S. PorterStarsEdward BouldenA woman being fitted for shoes exposes her ankle to the shoe clerk, who is intrigued. He kisses her, but her chaperone hits him with her umbrella.
- DirectorDavid AylottStarsStuart WilliamsonTom WilliamsonBoys play pranks on people and are chased.
- DirectorArthur HotalingStarsJack HopkinsGeorge ReehmMae HotelyThe call of summer was in the blood of Fred Perkins and George Smith. They longed to disport themselves upon the sands and in the waves by the seaside. But, alas! They were married. Fearful handicap! Still being brave and also clever, they proceeded to overcome this disadvantage. Fred suddenly had a nervous breakdown, shaking all over most fearfully in the presence of his wife. Just at the right time, George brought around a doctor, who was something of a sport himself. Doc looked serious. He must go away for a couple of weeks to the mountains, said Doc. Friend George nobly presented himself to be his caretaker, waving aside all considerations of neglect to his business or other inconvenience. Noble man! In due time, the invalid and his friend, roughly dressed and carrying kettles, pans and other camping paraphernalia, said good-bye to their wives. Then they hit the high places for a thick wood, not far distant where they had hidden two suitcases full of clothes. After dressing in their gay garments, Fred had entirely recovered from his nervous breakdown; they took the fastest train for gay Atlantic City. There they met a couple of young ladies, with whom they rode along the boardwalk in rolling chairs, and later went in bathing. Meanwhile, Mrs. Perkins and Mrs. Smith, being lonely, decided to spend a couple of days in Atlantic City. Thither they went in Mrs. Smith's motor car. Their room in the hotel overlooked the beach, and there after talking for a while and wondering how their husbands were getting along in the lonely mountains, far from civilization's comfort, they sighed and looked out over the beach, where a great crowd of bathers were enjoying themselves. They looked through field-glasses. Suddenly, Mrs. Perkins ejaculated, "Oh!" She handed the glasses to Mrs. Smith. Mrs. Smith looked and she also ejaculated, "Oh!" for they had recognized their husbands with the two girls in the surf, and they certainly did not look as though they were ill. If did not take Mrs. Perkins and Mrs. Smith very long to get to the beach. Their husbands saw them coming and tried to escape by running into the water. But that did not stop the angry wives for an instant. Into the water they waded. Each grabbed her recreant spouse by the hair and led him upon the shore, where they administered a just punishment.
- Timothy Hair, a much bewhiskered individual, falls in love with a hair dresser's pretty daughter, and entering the shop casts a note at the young lady, who sits demurely at her desk. The note informs Miss Edith that the writer loves her devotedly, and asks when he can see her alone. It is signed Timothy Hair, and Edith makes a mental note that the writer has been singularly well named. She also throws him a note telling him to wait until her father goes out. Accordingly Timothy orders the attendant to dress his hair and, finding at the conclusion of the operation that father has not yet gone out, leaves the shop, enters again and then demands a haircut. Meanwhile naughty Miss Edith has shown the note to her lover, one of her father's assistants, and both are convulsed with laughter as Timothy's love locks are shorn off. Not only is he obliged to have his beard and whiskers shorn off in order to have some excuse for waiting until father goes out. But all in vain, too, for when the operation is completed, Miss Edith and her lover leave the shop together, leaving poor Timothy regarding himself in the glass. Even his friends do not recognize him and at last he is forced to sport a beard made of crepe hair and a wig in order to get along at all.
- DirectorMack SennettStarsMack SennettMabel NormandDell HendersonA cigar drummer comes to the village and is at once attracted by Hank Hawkins' sweetheart, who is in turn flattered by his attentions. Poor Hank is forgotten even by his sweetheart's folks, with whom the drummer makes quite a hit. A party is given at the girl's house, to which Hank does not receive an "invite." As the drummer is the guest of honor he is master of ceremonies, hence when a suggestion is made to make some taffy, he insists on cooking it. Hank views the festivities through the window, and, to get even, he doses the taffy, which they put on the windowsill to cool, with Tobasco sauce. You may imagine the result.
- DirectorPhillips SmalleyStarsCharles De ForrestVivian PrescottNellie consents to marry Charlie. Father refuses to give his consent. He orders Charlie out of the house. Nellie is heartbroken. She writes a letter telling him she is going to pretend she has taken poison by mistake and scare her father; the maid will be sent for the doctor and instead of going for a real doctor will get Charlie. While leaving the room to get an envelope, the maid enters and reads the letter; she pours some hair tonic into the bottle. Nellie takes the supposed poison and nearly goes into convulsions. The maid calls her father, who calls a real doctor. The doctor tastes the poison and gives Nellie a glass of medicine. Charlie arrives and tips the maid so she will not give away their scheme. He fixes his false beard and enters. The real doctor, becoming indignant, leaves the house. Nellie begs her father to send for Charlie as she is going to die. The doctor leaves the room; he goes down stairs and removes his beard. Her father leaves the room and discovers the beard in the hall. He returns to the bedroom and, much to Nellie's and Charlie's disappointment, throws the latter out.
- DirectorFrank CooleyStarsNeva GerberWebster CampbellKing ClarkLiving up to her reputation as a flirt, Henrietta gives cause for keen competition among three male admirers as to who shall take her to a dance. Her friend, Alice Wren, who is visiting her, holds opposite views regarding men and when at the dance Henrietta voices her admiration for Dan Mathews, Alice tells her chum that he is a different kind of a man and cannot be caught by the wiles of a coquette. Not being introduced, Dan pays little attention to the charming Henrietta, which causes the flirt to become more determined to interest him. Next morning she forms a plan, sending him each month a calendar tastily arranged on her photograph. Beginning with February, Dan receives the photo-calendar with indifference, but as each following month brings another, his curiosity is aroused. Dan's room has become a veritable picture gallery with the poses of Henrietta greeting the view from every side. In the meantime Alice becomes engaged to Bob Henshaw and Henrietta is chosen as maid of honor at the wedding. Dan being Bob's best friend, is naturally selected as best man. While the two men are talking in Dan's apartment, Bob notices Henrietta's pictures and teases him for concealing his romance. Dan explains that he has never met the sender of the calendars, whereupon Bob tells him as she is to be the maid of honor at the wedding, he will soon have the chance. Following the ceremony Dan secures a confession from Henrietta that she is the author of the calendar plan and makes her heart glad by a proposal of marriage which, it is needless to say, is quickly accepted. When the engagement is announced, Alice is anxious to learn how it was brought about, but Henrietta keeps her secret to herself and settles down to a life of happiness.
- DirectorAllen CurtisStarsGale HenryBilly FraneyMilburn MoranteLizzie is reading again the will of her uncle, by which she came into the possession of the only department store in town. Lizzie loves Hector, her assistant in the store, and they have been intending to marry over since Uncle passed away, but they have always put it off. According to the will, Lizzie has to marry within three months of the date of her uncle's death. There is only one day left, and Hector hurries for the minister. But the Fox has been waiting his opportunity. He has it all framed with Hector to make him think that he committed a crime of the deadliest nature. He approaches his victim, shows him the evidence be has collected, and threatens to have him arrested unless he writes a note relinquishing all claim to Lizzie, and saying that, he has eloped with another. The Fox takes the note to Lizzie, who is perturbed beyond measure. The Fox proposes to Lizzie, and she accepts him. The Fox leaves her to frame a fake marriage with one of his pals for the minister. With every intention of getting out of town, Hector finds it impossible. He has left the only money he possesses in the ticking of his bed, over the store. Nothing for it, but to return. He sneaks into the store, in deadly fear of capture. He has just time to hide in the ice-box, when the Fox and the fake minister come in. From the chilly interior of the ice-box Hector has to watch another man wedding his Lizzie and her millions. Circumstances move in Hector's favor, and the end shows Lizzie and her lover rushing to the nearest church. Moving Picture World, October 6, 1917
- DirectorFred HibbardStarsMack SwainPolly MoranFontaine La Rue
- DirectorJerome StormStarsEnid BennettEarle RodneyMarjorie BennettA girl who has lived in New York returns to her small home town, determined to modernize the old fashioned ideas of the townspeople, including her sweetheart, who is the newspaper editor.
- DirectorWilliam CampbellStarsFord SterlingJimmie AdamsEthel Teare
- DirectorMauritz StillerStarsAnders de WahlTora TejeKarin MolanderEROTIKON surely pushed the boundaries of what was acceptable on the screen in 1920: Irene, the bored wife of a distracted entomologist, pursues a womanizing aviator, but she may actually be in love with Preben, her husband's best friend. Meanwhile, her husband seems to be getting unusually close with his own niece. Stiller obviously delights in teasing his audience with each scandalous plot twist and every salacious leer, and the result is a deliciously subversive comedy that was very much ahead of its time.
- DirectorFred HibbardStarsThe Century LionsBilly EngleJimmie AdamsThe heroine promises to marry the bravest hunter among her men acquaintances.
- DirectorWilliam A. SeiterStarsDoris MayCullen LandisOtis HarlanFanchon Browne promises to marry elderly Peter Armitage to extricate Nethercote, her guardian, from financial difficulties. Before meeting him, however, she meets an attractive young man in the woods and persuades her friend Lilah to vamp the old man. Lilah, however, vamps the wrong Armitage, who turns out not only to be the nephew of the elder Armitage but also the young man with whom Fanchon is involved. Meanwhile, Fanchon's aunt falls in love with the elder Armitage, and Tony, a prizefighter, who adores Lilah, presses his suit. Fanchon borrows money from old Peter's safe to aid young Peter in speculation; when the safe is reported robbed, young Armitage is accused, but guilt is fixed on the butler. Thus, Fanchon is free to marry Armitage, Jr., and her aunt accepts Armitage, Sr.
- DirectorDavid SmithStarsAlice CalhounRamsey WallaceHerbert FortierRobert Ware takes it upon himself to tame wild girl, Mag, to prove to his doubting friend Arnold, he can turn her into a graceful young lady. Later, when Arnold is in the war, he meets a pretty nurse who greatly impresses him. Back home he recalls the pleasant encounter to Robert, telling him of the gentle beauty he never forgot. Mag, now Margaret, overhears the story and reveals to Arnold, she was the nurse. The surprised Arnold now has to admit that Robert was right about gentling the little wild cat.
- DirectorTom McNamaraStarsJoe CobbJackie CondonMickey DanielsA kindly old schoolteacher helps the gang escape from a cruel boarding school, but they wind up in a bootlegger's booby-trapped house.
- DirectorRobert F. McGowanStarsJoe CobbJackie CondonMickey DanielsThe gang gets in the taxi business by using a horse to pull an engine-less Model T. The owner takes his horse. Now, pushed atop a hill, Farina gets in it and loses control as it is coasting down the hill causing mayhem everywhere it goes.
- DirectorMarcel De SanoStarsArthur StoneMarie MosquiniMarvin LobackWhen thirty-one-year-old Arthur learns from the lips of his mother that "there ain't no Santa Claus," his disillusioned soul begins to see the necessity of feminine companionship, and to safeguard him against the dangers to which his male ancestors had all been exposed, he is sent to a military academy. There he falls in love with the daughter of the General whose regard for the cadet is not what it should be. After many amusing incidents, Arthur gets Marie into the church and all ends happily.
- DirectorFrank TuttleStarsEsther RalstonLawrence GrayFord SterlingMary Gray, whose father manufactures cold cream, is engaged to sappy Horace Niles, the son of Hugo Niles, the elder Gray's most competitive rival in the cosmetics business. Chip Armstrong, a hot-shot public relations man, quits the employ of Hugo Niles and goes to work for Gray, persuading Mary to enter the Miss America contest at Atlantic City, with the intention of using her to endorse her father's cold cream should she win. Mary breaks her engagement with Horace. When it appears that she will win the contest, Hugo lures her home on the pretext that her father is ill, and she misses the contest. Chip and Mary return to Atlantic City, discovering that the new Miss America has told the world that she owes all her success to Gray's cold cream. On this note, Chip and Mary decide to get married.
- DirectorMalcolm St. ClairStarsPola NegriTom MooreFord SterlingGermaine Morris, considered an ugly duckling, is in love with her employer, Gerald Gray, an interior decorator who caters to the smart set, and is concerned over his affair with Claire Fenton, the wife of a wealthy broker. When Claire invites Gerald on a yachting trip to Florida, his friend Bunny West invites showgirl Chouchou Rouselle to pose as Gerald's fiancée, but Germaine determines to substitute her own womanly beauty. In Florida she wins the attentions of all the men, causing a quarrel between Claire and Gerald; and Fenton hopes to obtain a correspondent as grounds for divorce. When Germaine, in her negligee, delivers a pipe to Gerald's room, he proposes; Fenton suggests that he take Germaine, leaving Claire and Gerald to go their way; but Smith, the showgirl's admirer, tries to claim her and is beaten by Gerald, who effects a reconciliation between the Fentons and claims the girl he loves.
- DirectorAlfred SantellStarsDorothy MackaillJack MulhallLouise BrooksJimmy O'Connor and Scotty are a couple of New York City gamblers and sharpies who decide to go straight and, since they are such good friends, split 50-50 "even steven" on anything they get or do. Jimmy, a confirmed bachelor, doesn't care for women but Scotty falls in love with Diana O'Sullivan, a Coney Island girl. They decide that Jimmy needs a girlfriend and they opt for Jeannie Cavanaugh. But, following their 50-50 pact, Jimmy, although he has fallen in love with Jeannie, praises Scotty to her. It takes an airplane ride to get everybody matched up correctly.Tagline: Ride the Honeymoon Airplane
- DirectorClarence BrownStarsJohn GilbertGreta GarboLars HansonChildhood friends are torn apart when one of them marries the woman the other fiercely loves.