Clyde thinks Howard and Harold are planning to adopt another child, so Lincoln teaches him how to be a good brother. When Lori and Leni buy the same dress, a fight breaks out leading to DEFCON 5 in the Loud House.
Peter rediscovers his favorite song, "Surfin' Bird" by the Trashmen, and discovers that Jesus Christ is working at a used record store in Quahog, and sets out to let everyone know that he has come back.