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- DirectorKoreyoshi AkasakaTeruo IshiiAkira MitsuwaStarsKen UtsuiSachihiro OhsawaJunko IkeuchiThe Supreme Council from the Emerald Planet sends the superhero Starman (Super Giant in Japan) to protect Earth from destruction by an evil alien race from the Sapphire Galaxy. The Sapphirians are out to destroy earth using a space station that can hurl a fiery "Death Star" and destroy the entire planet. Starman tries to destroy their ship, but a meteor storm intervenes. Starman arrives on Earth and discovers Dr. Yanamaka, one of Earth's top scientists and his two children have been abducted by human agents of the Sapphirians. Worse, a huge conspiracy is afoot. A secret headquarters underneath a graveyard is the Earth headquarters of the Sapphirian takeover efforts. Starman arrives to rescue Yanamaka and his children, but they have been taken by rocket to the large space station that controls the Death Star. After knocking out the subsurface facility, Starman streaks into space in a second attempt to rescue the abductees. On the space station, Dr. Yanamaka's daughter, Kaoru, and Asami, a loyal team member, have done a lot to throw obstructions in the way of the Sapphirians. They are on the verge of escaping when the Sapphirians gain the upper hand. Yanamaka and the kids are about to be executed when Starman arrives. As Starman keeps the Sapphirian troops engaged, Dr. Yanamaka, his son and Asami escape in the Sapphirian rocket. Starman finishes off the battle and flies Kaoru to the ship. From there, they destroy the Sapphirian space-wheel base.Starman utilizes his "ballet fu" on the enemies of our world!...
- DirectorLuigi BatzellaJoe D'AmatoStarsMark DamonRosalba NeriEsmeralda BarrosLady Dracula uses Dracula's ring to lure beautiful girls to her castle, where she murders them so she can bathe in their blood.Rosalba Neri in all of her glory! She outdoes herself here!...
- DirectorRichard BansbachRobert E. PearsonStarsJason EversLeon AmesAnthony CarusoHunters wound a grizzly bear in a national forest in Alaska. Soon after, the wounded bear goes off and kills several other hunters, hikers, campers, the sheriff and a little boy scout. Jason Evers sets out to stop it in the frozen plains of the Alaska mountains.Yep, it's that other killer-grizzly-on-a-rampage movie!...
- DirectorClaude AlexanderLarry BuchananStarsDenis AdamsCharles WestHoward WareA student researching the German settlements of Central Texas unearths the grave of a reputed witch. The witch rises from her grave nude and embarks on a campaign of seduction and murder against the descendants of her persecutors.Only for those who wonder what it's like to have one's head squeezed between two millstones!...
- DirectorJames MerendinoStarsCharles Solomon Jr.Julie StrainClive PearsonRock musicians are selling their souls to the devil for fame and fortune. An attorney with magical powers attempts to stop it.This is Julie Strain's movie! Forget the rest, it's all nonsense anyway!...
- DirectorRachel FeldmanStarsCharles Solomon Jr.Lisa ToothmanDomonic LucianaA warlock refuses to use his powers for evil, but comes across another warlock who isn't bothered by such trivial matters. In fact, the evil warlock falls for the good warlock's girlfriend, and decides to get rid of his competition so he can turn the girlfriend into one of his many sex slaves. The good warlock, not quite sure how to handle the situation, turns to an African witch doctor for help.It's warlock vs. warlock in this soft core horror schlocker!...
- DirectorMark WoodsStarsCharles Solomon Jr.Delia SheppardDavid HombWitch from the first Witchcraft movie stalks the now teenage child. She attempts to kill his friends in order to slowly corrupt him to Satan. However the boy is able to defeat the evil Satanic witch, and not enter into Evil with her.Charles Solomon plays a suspiciously aged-looking "teenager", trying to fend off the advances of Delia Sheppard! Pure gold!...
- DirectorRob SperaStarsAnat TopolGary SloanMary ShelleyGrace visits husband John's family manor. Peculiar events ensue, butler Ellsworth suspicious. Friend's demise unveils John and mother-in-law are 1687 witches through secret book. Grace and baby's fate unclear amid supernatural occurrences.The one that started it all! Some 15 sequels followed! Here's where the madness begins!...
- DirectorBruno MatteiStarsReb BrownCatherine HicklandMassimo VanniA clone/mix of PREDATOR, RAMBO, and ROBOCOP gone nuts jungle flick with an international cast, exotic locale and fantastic electronic music.Reb Brown channels Arnold in this PREDATOR ripoff! How could it not be awesome?!...
- DirectorRobert RundleStarsLonnie SchuylerJeff JenkinsChristina Lucia Peralta-RamosIn the future, an L.A. cop whose girlfriend is a stripper uncovers a conspiracy concerning killer cyborgs.Disproves the theory that killer cyborg movies can't possibly be dull!...
- DirectorVanio AmiciStarsGabriele GoriMargie NewtonChuck ValentiIn a futuristic New York City, a cyborg goes on a killing spree.A whole host of movies were cloned in order to give us this hunk of futuristic foolishness!...
- DirectorChristian CisnerosStarsMaurice RipkeJulian GuevaraRobert StewartMauro Bosque was an adventurer who disappeared into the forest of Belize while filming an episode of his popular web-series, The Woodsman. What happened in those woods was a mystery until now. This is the story of a man searching for a dream, only to find his greatest nightmare.More found footage fodder for the faithful! Ripke gives a good performance that is wasted on this ultra-drek!...
- DirectorDaniel Petrie Jr.StarsMatthew HennesseyBarry PepperSuki KaiserThe Valley Creek Apartments seem to be a magnet for rich, beautiful people. But the rent has just gone up and it is costing residents their lives. Detectives Kate Wagner and Mark Weiss arrive to begin the investigation, but every time they get close to capturing the lunatic murderer, a suspect is found murdered. Bodies are piling up in the morgue with one thing in common: missing toe tags.Made-for-TV silliness starring Barry Pepper as a Bill and Ted-type buffoon!...
- DirectorBozidar D. BenediktStarsLazar RockwoodBonnie BeckGary FreedmanAfter meeting up with his ex-lover Wendy, an ex-convict and thief named Boris gets persuaded to do one more heist. He is supposed to help Wendy rob her paraplegic, millionaire boss Lord Breston, for whom she has been working as a housemaid. But things turn out to be much more complicated than expected, in this exciting horror thriller with a twist ending.Global superstar, Lazar Rockwood lives up to his mineral / tree-like last name!
- DirectorSergio MartinoStarsBarbara BachClaudio CassinelliMel FerrerTourists on a tropical island anger an island god, who turns himself into a giant alligator and stalks them.Well, not so great, but loads of fun! Especially, the floating disco dance floor massacre!...
- DirectorBarry MahonStarsRita BennettHelena ClaytonUta EricksonA loner who works in a mannequin factory stalks and strangles women in Times Square.A homicidal, mannequin-loving madman is on the loose! Nope, this isn't MANIAC, but could be that film's clunky ancestor!...
- DirectorEarl WainwrightStarsGene BerkRod BeringSally AllenA photographer discovers two shipwrecked women and a man living as nudists.Yet another "nudie" film from eons past! In this day and age it's hard to believe that our ancestors stayed awake through such stuff!...
- DirectorJoy N. Houck Jr.StarsJames BestBarbara BurgessGil PetersonSeveral people volunteer for a scientific experiment about mind-reading and memory, but the experiment goes horribly wrong.Not even the star power of James Best can salvage this tiresome tripe!...
- DirectorAndy MilliganStarsJohn MirandaAnnabella WoodBerwick KalerA murderous barber and his equally psychopathic friend, a baker, the barber and baker hatch a plan to murder and make human pies to be sold in his shop.Another Andy Milligan atrocity! As refreshing and intriguing as cardboard!...
- DirectorDavid DeCoteauStarsJason FauntMarissa TaitEric W. EdwardsSix people find themselves transported to a remote cabin surrounded by an invisible barrier. In a nearby graveyard, they discover an ancient, carved stone monument that they dub a totem pole.More of Charles Band's little monster puppets, this time ruined by David DeCoteau!...
- DirectorKoreyoshi AkasakaTeruo IshiiAkira MitsuwaStarsKen UtsuiMinako YamadaJunko IkeuchiA bunch of pernicious salamander men from the planet Kulimon in the Moffit Galaxy plan on taking over Earth by unleashing a lethal plague on mankind. It's up to valiant superhero Starman from the Emerald Planet to save the human race before it's too late.Starman returns! This time, salamander men are involved!...
- DirectorDeryn WarrenStarsJulie MerrillJanet GrahamRay QuirogaAn abused woman conjures up a spirit to take revenge on the men who have misused her.An abused woman becomes a super-stalker, after reading a mystical book! A$$hole men beware!...
- DirectorErick SantamariaStarsWilliam KerwinJean ChristopherAndrée ChampagneA rich, lonely woman hires a drifter as a live-in handyman. The drifter turns out to be a psycho artist who has beautiful women model for him, then kills them.William Kerwin stars as Bill, an artist with a taste for murder! Beware: Contains Neil Sedaka!
- DirectorRob PallatinaStarsCaroline IvariStephen BrownCedric JonathanA team of disabled service personnel developing a revolutionary thought-controlled fighter plane is pressed into service to repel an alien invasion.More godawful CGI monsters to roll our eyes at!...
- DirectorJoy N. Houck Jr.StarsJack ElamDub TaylorDennis FimpleTwo men exploring the Louisiana swamps encounter a Bigfoot-type creature.Bigfoot is on a rampage! Sort of, in this slow-moving yeti yarn!...