South Park EVERY EPISODE Ranked
Final Ranking of every episode of South Park
If you wanna see what I think of each of these episodes check out the lists where I rank every episode from one season where you can see how I rate each of these episodes
Also the Simpsons is next
Oh yeah and the reason I rated episode like this: 7.51/10 was so it was easier to give them separate ranks
Honestly I think I missed some though so sorry if there’s an episode missing other than Super Best Friends and Cartoon Wars
If you wanna see what I think of each of these episodes check out the lists where I rank every episode from one season where you can see how I rate each of these episodes
Also the Simpsons is next
Oh yeah and the reason I rated episode like this: 7.51/10 was so it was easier to give them separate ranks
Honestly I think I missed some though so sorry if there’s an episode missing other than Super Best Friends and Cartoon Wars
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- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneJohn 'Nancy' HansenMr. Garrison does what he can to get fired for being gay so he can sue the school for millions of dollars. This turns out to be easier said than done because the parents and school staff feel they have to be tolerant no matter what.
- DirectorEric StoughStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneEliza SchneiderCartman joins NAMBLA, thinking it will introduce him to more mature friends. Meanwhile, Kenny tries to dispose of his unborn baby brother.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneAdrien BeardCartman, Butters, and Token soar to the top of the Christian rock charts, but when the other boys kick Cartman out, he seeks a way to get them back.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallKyle sets out to prove that 9/11 wasn't a government conspiracy, and actually uncovers a government conspiracy to create a conspiracy.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallTom Cruise gathers other celebrities mocked by South Park and threatens a class action lawsuit unless the town brings Mohammed to them, so that they can obtain his powers not to be ridiculed.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallAs the celebrities and the gingers battle over who gets possession of Mohammed, the Super Best Friends come to Mohammed's rescue. Meanwhile, Cartman may finally discover the "real" truth about the identity of his father.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneJennifer HowellStan refuses to vote in the school mascot election because his choices are a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Unfortunately, his views on voting are seen as un-American, and he is ultimately banished from the town.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneIsaac HayesA drunken Civil War re-enactment leads to an actual Civil War breaking out.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneJonathan KimmelCan Cartman and Kenny stay as "Best Friends Forever", even when Kenny buys the last PSP in stock?
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneApril StewartWhen a Wall-Mart built in South Park takes business away from local businesses, the boys go to the company's headquarters to get it destroyed.
- DirectorTrey ParkerEric StoughStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneEliza SchneiderChef protests the racist South Park flag.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneIsaac HayesCartman is outraged when he is sent to fat camp by his mother. Meanwhile, Kenny becomes famous for a "Jackass" style TV show.
- 1997– 22mTV-MA9.3 (6K)TV EpisodeDirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneNico AgnoneThe boys set off on a mythical quest to return a copy of the "The Lord of the Rings" movie to their local video store, while defending it from sixth graders.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallThe boys toilet paper their art teacher's house to get revenge for detention. When Kyle's guilty conscience makes him want to confess, Cartman makes an attempt on his life.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanThe rock band Korn visits South Park during Halloween to solve the mystery of the pirate ghosts that are terrifying the town.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneJennifer HowellStan tries to disprove psychic John Edward after a reading messes with Kyle's mind. Meanwhile, Cartman and Chef travel to Scotland to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallWhen attempting to delete his Facebook profile, Stan is sucked into a virtual Facebook world; Kyle befriends a friendless third-grader, with drastic consequences.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneIsaac HayesThe boys tell the police that their parents molest them and soon there are no adults left in South Park. However, without authority figures, society crumbles.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneJohn 'Nancy' HansenCartman makes a Jennifer Lopez hand doll and turns her into a music star, which draws the furious anger of the real Jennifer Lopez as well as the sexual advances of Ben Affleck.
- DirectorTrey ParkerEric StoughStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanThe kids get hooked on a brainwashing violent cartoon from Japan which turns them against the American government.
- 1997– 22mTV-146.2 (3.8K)TV EpisodeDirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneTerrance and Phillip must go to Iran to rescue Terrance's kidnapped daughter. Meanwhile Saddam Hussein takes over Canada.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneEldridge 'El Hud' HudsonSatan returns to Earth to throw a huge members-only Holloween party in Los Angeles, and the boys keep summoning the ghost of Biggie Smalls--which means that he's going to miss the party.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneJohn 'Nancy' HansenSeveral religious leaders recongize Stan as the second coming of L. Ron Hubbard, and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help from a famous R&B sensation.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneApril StewartCartman is victimised because of his body weight.
- DirectorToni WurtsStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallThe boys start a group to stop a maniacal Steven Spielberg and George Lucas from altering Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) while also catering to a group who demand a trailer-trash toddler murderer be freed.