Johnny Longbow is a man of prodigious talents. He can tell boring stories, make stew, list stew ingredients, shoot arrows, and did I mention tell boring stories? Johnny is one of the "ingredients" that make the "stew" that is TRACK OF THE MOON BEAST so darned tasty. Other ingredients include: the dumb blonde, the folk-rock band, the confusing practical joke at the beginning, and last but not least Paul the Moon Beast who kills a bowler and spends a lot of time stumbling around in a shirtless, sweaty stupor. What a guy... makes you cry.