1/10
Worst Movie Of The Century
12 September 2005
Warning: Spoilers
This abomination of a movie is the worse thing I've ever seen. While most movies strive for being the best, this movie strives for being the worst. Slow, dull, stupid, imagine those stupid 80's after school specials on PBS only 100 times worse. This movie starts out with a little girl being picked on at school and some little boy befriending her. They play and dance and then the little boy gives her a medallion and swears total allegiance to love her and her alone and makes the girl swear the same oath and says that they will get married on her 18th birthday, then mysteriously in the middle of the night the boy climbs up a tree in front of the girls bedroom window and shouts out to her that he has to leave and forces her to reaffirm her love for him. The movie then flashes forward 5 years but it seems like a lot later since now the girl is 17 and before it looked like she was around 8 or so. Now the girl is a bitter goth type girl that is really into religion and now hears voices and sees visions and compares herself to a modern day Joan of Arc, After fidgeting in your seat and feeling sorry for your money that you blew on this sorry piece of crap, thinking about how you can save gas by doing all your errands together. shopping, post office, checking out the hot nerdy chicks with glasses at the library, this movie is SO incredibly bad it makes "Alone in the Dark" or any other truly horribly bad movie look like "Citizen Kane" or "The Godfather". stay away at all costs.
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