Invisible car? Did I see an invisible car with James Bond aboard? (Rhetoric question, you might argue, but you haven't seen the film, so don't talk.) Did I get into the wrong bill? Did I see Matrix downloaded? Who let a Kiwi get a hand on Her Majesty's crown jewels? Who led Halle Barry to believe she was an actress? Who made Brosnan look like Jesus (Mel Gibson)? Why were the CGI made on a Commodore? Why get a six year-old to write dialogues? How many extra-super-special features can a car have before it ceases to be just that? Who stole the humour? Who needs Madonna? Who can spend their lifetime doing loathsome stuff like this and feel good about it? Why did I even bother writing about this garbage? Rhetoric question, etc.
Review of Die Another Day
