User Comments: No talent, no direction, no rehearsing, no editing, no kidding (more)
they forgot no story no action no plot NO GOOD!
well, I've finally found it: the WORST movie ever made by far nothing else I've ever seen comes even remotely close
this movie is obscenely shamelessly insanely BAD!
The most hilarious thing about it is: twenty minutes OR MORE can go by where people are just climbing rocks or walking in lemon groves and the symphonic music sound-track rises and falls and rises to another climactic crescendo as if the most intense dramatic suspenseful action footage ever rendered is playing out on yer screen
BUT IT ISN'T BELIEVE ME
AS HOURS OF FOOTAGE OF BUSHES--OR PEOPLE WALKING... GO BY--THE SOUNDTRACK IS TRYING TO SAY "Suspense!--MIND WRENCHING, BUTT-CLENCHING Suspense!") :
stupidest dialog stupidest ending ever
I highly recommend it THIS you gotta see before you die (which event you will be longing for about five minutes in)
yes--paper mache' granny wig monster costume
with YES a ping pong ball with a hole in it as one of the eyes
and as soon as the monster sees a human he HAS to kill you
which he seems to accomplish by throwing his arms out to the side and falling on you
truly truly truly bad movie, folks
One of the funniest things (I thought):
they find an engraved stone--about two by two feet flat on the ground
they pry it up and there's a cave opening under it
so they get a rope and go down
and now it's a twenty by twenty foot opening
no explanation whatsoever
they forgot no story no action no plot NO GOOD!
well, I've finally found it: the WORST movie ever made by far nothing else I've ever seen comes even remotely close
this movie is obscenely shamelessly insanely BAD!
The most hilarious thing about it is: twenty minutes OR MORE can go by where people are just climbing rocks or walking in lemon groves and the symphonic music sound-track rises and falls and rises to another climactic crescendo as if the most intense dramatic suspenseful action footage ever rendered is playing out on yer screen
BUT IT ISN'T BELIEVE ME
AS HOURS OF FOOTAGE OF BUSHES--OR PEOPLE WALKING... GO BY--THE SOUNDTRACK IS TRYING TO SAY "Suspense!--MIND WRENCHING, BUTT-CLENCHING Suspense!") :
stupidest dialog stupidest ending ever
I highly recommend it THIS you gotta see before you die (which event you will be longing for about five minutes in)
yes--paper mache' granny wig monster costume
with YES a ping pong ball with a hole in it as one of the eyes
and as soon as the monster sees a human he HAS to kill you
which he seems to accomplish by throwing his arms out to the side and falling on you
truly truly truly bad movie, folks
One of the funniest things (I thought):
they find an engraved stone--about two by two feet flat on the ground
they pry it up and there's a cave opening under it
so they get a rope and go down
and now it's a twenty by twenty foot opening
no explanation whatsoever
