Now how more obvious can it be?
This movie 236 minutes is classic Emperor's new clothes material. (Classic,because there actually are no clothes )
I can't believe people are cowards when they are afraid they might be exposed as idiots when they don't understand something that is actually pretentious horse manure.
This movie should have been called Captain Crayon and Lieutenant U-Whora. Just for the fun of it they should have changed roles and she starts drawing his ancient, decrepit body for 3 hours 45 minutes of the 4 hours. Or miss an arm. Or turning out to be a hermaphrodite 2 hours into the movie. Just to annoy the voyeurs. THEN I would believe the "Arts" argument.
This is no better than "Showgirls" or that "Striptease". Just something for people too ashamed to buy porn.
Let's summarize the plot of this - an annoying stuttering, mumbling painter (played by Michel Piccoli, who has seen better days in his acting career) discovers through the help of a young naked lady that he DOES want to draw naked women after being turned off having to use his (obviously jealous) wife for too long. Duh! No: Double-Duh! Bottom Line of this Movie: "Don't paint your wife" (Spoiler alert) it took them 4 HOURS for that ? Eeuww what a gross piece of self importance.
So this is a movie about "the artistic process"? Gee-whizz that it should include a naked woman.
Michel Piccoli - I find him quite nauseating lately - the way he mumbles incomprehensibly when he's stuttering around. What a typical pseudo-artistic french Nincompoopeur, I'm sorry Mitch! Mitch Piccoli I bet there's a French version of Baywatch about to break on the T.V. scene with him and his grey chest hair wobbling up the French Riviera somewhere. "Protecting French sun-bathers from U.S. literature with paperback French existentialist essential reading. "
As for Beart's new look wasn't she even in some commercial? just a minute yes, it was an H&M advert where she runs around lingerie-clad in an apartment seducing an invisible stalker. Great message
On the often heard argument on sexiness: "why can't she dress and be sexy if she wants to?" Because you can't have everything. It just doesn't work: A small fraction of women come across sexy AND smart because backing up the "smart part" is oh so difficult. And "sexy" is associated with "slut" that's how it is, and there is a reason for that. Once again: "denial". (#1 illness of today).
In fact: A French woman with silicone implants how decadent is that. Or did she only get her implants after she found a French translation for "Silicone Implants"? I'd bet my Bentley, Ocean Dreamhouse and Silicone Shaped Dream-Wife on that fact.
Now if the French women also start shaving their armpits (which Americans will never believe) we might be getting somewhere. (Eternal Damnation and such)
Once again: I'm speechless about the chuzpe/irony of a French actress being shallow like a Hollywood bimbo by inflating her body parts and STILL expecting to have some artistic French quality about her
Unfortunately it takes some actresses DECADES to bed enough important people to get any decent roles and then they need surgery. Life is so unfair, you know.
This movie is a good example for the French's predilection for pouting Lolitas. Pervs
One reviewer here professed that he fell asleep. Another said her body wasn't perfect maybe she read it and got her appointment at the surgeon immediately.
Someone said the movie is a "foot-wiggler" right, either because of boredom or the suppressed sexual thoughts when seeing a woman wriggle around naked which is absolutely cool & probably the only true quality of this sorry effort.
This movie 236 minutes is classic Emperor's new clothes material. (Classic,because there actually are no clothes )
I can't believe people are cowards when they are afraid they might be exposed as idiots when they don't understand something that is actually pretentious horse manure.
This movie should have been called Captain Crayon and Lieutenant U-Whora. Just for the fun of it they should have changed roles and she starts drawing his ancient, decrepit body for 3 hours 45 minutes of the 4 hours. Or miss an arm. Or turning out to be a hermaphrodite 2 hours into the movie. Just to annoy the voyeurs. THEN I would believe the "Arts" argument.
This is no better than "Showgirls" or that "Striptease". Just something for people too ashamed to buy porn.
Let's summarize the plot of this - an annoying stuttering, mumbling painter (played by Michel Piccoli, who has seen better days in his acting career) discovers through the help of a young naked lady that he DOES want to draw naked women after being turned off having to use his (obviously jealous) wife for too long. Duh! No: Double-Duh! Bottom Line of this Movie: "Don't paint your wife" (Spoiler alert) it took them 4 HOURS for that ? Eeuww what a gross piece of self importance.
So this is a movie about "the artistic process"? Gee-whizz that it should include a naked woman.
Michel Piccoli - I find him quite nauseating lately - the way he mumbles incomprehensibly when he's stuttering around. What a typical pseudo-artistic french Nincompoopeur, I'm sorry Mitch! Mitch Piccoli I bet there's a French version of Baywatch about to break on the T.V. scene with him and his grey chest hair wobbling up the French Riviera somewhere. "Protecting French sun-bathers from U.S. literature with paperback French existentialist essential reading. "
As for Beart's new look wasn't she even in some commercial? just a minute yes, it was an H&M advert where she runs around lingerie-clad in an apartment seducing an invisible stalker. Great message
On the often heard argument on sexiness: "why can't she dress and be sexy if she wants to?" Because you can't have everything. It just doesn't work: A small fraction of women come across sexy AND smart because backing up the "smart part" is oh so difficult. And "sexy" is associated with "slut" that's how it is, and there is a reason for that. Once again: "denial". (#1 illness of today).
In fact: A French woman with silicone implants how decadent is that. Or did she only get her implants after she found a French translation for "Silicone Implants"? I'd bet my Bentley, Ocean Dreamhouse and Silicone Shaped Dream-Wife on that fact.
Now if the French women also start shaving their armpits (which Americans will never believe) we might be getting somewhere. (Eternal Damnation and such)
Once again: I'm speechless about the chuzpe/irony of a French actress being shallow like a Hollywood bimbo by inflating her body parts and STILL expecting to have some artistic French quality about her
Unfortunately it takes some actresses DECADES to bed enough important people to get any decent roles and then they need surgery. Life is so unfair, you know.
This movie is a good example for the French's predilection for pouting Lolitas. Pervs
One reviewer here professed that he fell asleep. Another said her body wasn't perfect maybe she read it and got her appointment at the surgeon immediately.
Someone said the movie is a "foot-wiggler" right, either because of boredom or the suppressed sexual thoughts when seeing a woman wriggle around naked which is absolutely cool & probably the only true quality of this sorry effort.
