Review of X Games 3D: The Movie

I checked the spoiler box only because this comment may spoil somebody's desire to see the movie. I interpret "one week only" as "Get as many people as possible into the theater before word-of-mouth kills this stinker." If I'm proud of my product I want to make it available to as many customers as I can, for as long as I can, so those who like it can tell the world how great it is. If the guy running the medicine show is telling the crowd they'd better buy the miracle elixir before it's all gone, I figure he's fixing to skip town before the outraged suckers send the sheriff after him. Maybe after this picture has been out for another day or two there will be pages of ecstatic paeans to its towering status as a classic of cinematic art. In that case I will stand corrected.