Review of Here Comes the Boom

"Here Comes The Boom" Is A Movie That Is Truly Terrible Without A Single Redeeming Quality. The Plot Simplistic And Utterly Moronic. Kevin James Plays A Teacher Who Becomes An MMA Fighter To Raise Money For The School In Which He Teaches. This Movie Is So Completely Dumb That Watching It Will Result In The Death Of Several Brain Cells. Salma Hayek Is Also In The Movie, Being Completely Above The Material. "Here Comes The Boom" Is Filled To The Brim With Mindless Physical Comedy. The Promos For The Movie Feature The Black Eyed Peas' "Boom Boom Pow", A Mind-Numbing Song That Represents America's Increasingly Vapid Culture. "Here Comes The Boom" Is Marketed As A Family Film, But I Could Never Recommend This Movie To Anyone. I Absolutely Hate "Here Comes The Boom".