Willow Creek (2013)
1/10
Willow Hairycrack: Bigfart
13 September 2014
OMD.. where to begin on this utter snooze-fest..whilst actually waiting for Big-fart to turn up in the movie was like waiting in a 50 people long Que for the dentist to pull out all your teeth.. my god i actually wanted Big-fart to drag the entire crew away and me i was that bored.

the interviews are so dull the cameraman i swear is nodding off and only being propped up by his equally bored assistant who's praying to be eaten asap by Big-fart anything to kill the boredom! and everyone in it just walks around blabbing crap about the legend and i don't think anyone is even listening..well i sure as hell wasn't after 30 Min's and it takes 67 Min's to get off the ground and its only 77 Min's long and that seemed like 3 hours. i don't think I've yawned so many times in 77 Min's in my life and I've seen some boring sh!t.

Bobcat you were funny in Police Academy 2 etc but this was no joke this film suck Big-farts legendary balls and maybe you should not make a sequel to this bore-fest EVER!!..pretty please. if you have seen Blair Witch folks then its this all over again with a new hairy skin and without the witch...basically its A$$ and a hairy one at that.

if its hairy big tall things you yearn then go watch King Kong again cause at least you actually see him in the movie for more than 5 Min's unlike this bucket of Ar$e.. pretend you never saw the trailer or the poster and have a better night not being slowly killed with this fart box of a movie.. even Big-fart couldn't be bothered to show up for it!!

crap..
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