1/10
It is awful that 1 Is unfortunately the lowest number.
27 December 2014
Warning: Spoilers
I forgot I had this movie for a few weeks. But when I found it I set up an evening with my partner and myself to watch. I was going to add watch and enjoy but that is a lie. This movie I actually wondered am I watching a Transformers movie? It took an hour and a half before anything really happened.

What is with the music choices? My partner finally got sick of the weepy sickening dialogue and decided to find a playlist of *Most Brutal Drops* Dubstep mix. We found a good one and muted the actual movie rewound it a bit to get to where the dinosaurs appear. Then we hit play together and finally this movie was enjoyable. Hard hitting dubstep beats match up well with a dinosaur robot with Optimus Prime on top.. you know? Rather than oh I love you.. be brave.. survive and you will get laid twaddle.

I am so sick of this kind of movie. It is boring unless we make it less boring ourselves. Right that is fair pay for a movie and it absolutely blows you.. not out of the water. No it just blows you back into your seat crushing you with its mediocrity.
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