Talking to a DVD seller about what movies they had watched over the Christmas holiday,I found out that they had tracked down an X-Mas "Adult" title!,which led to me getting ready to see a rather different white Christmas.
The plot:
Upset over children wanting modern toys and none of the elves cleaning up Rudolph's poo,Santa starts to wonder about what is the point of him still working.Seeing him upset, Mrs. Claus decides to cheer Santa up. Emptying Santa's sack,Santa sends two perky elves over as a response to a guy who has written to Santa asking for help to lose his virginity.
View on the film:
Backed by a jolly synch-score,the screenplay (by uncredited writers!) throw a handful of Christmas pun tinsel over the movie,but sadly withdraw from getting into the spirit of things,with the creaky dialogue lumbering across the title.Whilst the cast (which includes a cute Rikki Blake) do very well at showing their party tricks,director "Adam" fails to tap into the holiday season,with the ultra low- budget leading to Santa not even wearing a beard!,in a film which should only be viewed once a year.
The plot:
Upset over children wanting modern toys and none of the elves cleaning up Rudolph's poo,Santa starts to wonder about what is the point of him still working.Seeing him upset, Mrs. Claus decides to cheer Santa up. Emptying Santa's sack,Santa sends two perky elves over as a response to a guy who has written to Santa asking for help to lose his virginity.
View on the film:
Backed by a jolly synch-score,the screenplay (by uncredited writers!) throw a handful of Christmas pun tinsel over the movie,but sadly withdraw from getting into the spirit of things,with the creaky dialogue lumbering across the title.Whilst the cast (which includes a cute Rikki Blake) do very well at showing their party tricks,director "Adam" fails to tap into the holiday season,with the ultra low- budget leading to Santa not even wearing a beard!,in a film which should only be viewed once a year.
