Melancholia (2011)
1/10
Boring, stupid and a movie with no plot.
25 March 2016
At first I thought I was seeing a directors cut or something because of the atrocious editing. Not so lucky as the same scenes are shown over and over again as we learn how actress fake crying for the screen. It had potential as something that could have been somewhat interesting. However, each time we thought it might come to pass we are bombarded by more fake crying scenes.

The science-what minuscule there is-is goofy as the whole human race accepts the end and guess what? more crying scenes!!with stock music that had nothing to do with the plot-if there was one-sounded like 100's of other films soundtracks that had a plot and wasn't edited by a vegetable.Oh! did I forgot to mention the fake horseback riding using CGI tech that insults anyone who has ever took to saddle.

Now just what is the plot? "A long ago fairy tale tragically morphed into a film that bombed at the theater and at video rental".

The last scene should have been shot of the director, editor and the poor soul that produced this mess put into a little wooden tent and blasted off forever.

Poor Kirsten she should have stuck with Buffy.
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