Have you ever seen a movie that was so utterly terrible that it actually caused you bodily pain as you watched it? Yeah...this would be one of those movies.
Holy hell!!!
I almost don't even know where to start with this. First of all, the description of the movie you read near the title is a complete lie. An Ouija board had absolutely nothing to do with anything in this movie what-so-ever. I mean, yeah...there was an Ouija board...for like 30 freaking seconds, but absolutely nothing in this movie was built or based on it. That's like renaming the Civil War movie "Guy With Wings". Yes, there's a guy with wings in the movie, but that is so not the freaking topic, plot line, or even major hook of the movie. This crap here was all types of bad on all types of levels.
And can somebody tell me how someone can make a movie where 85% to 90% of the damn thing is not even explained!! I mean, seriously! All through the movie, they would lead you somewhere and just drop the subject and go on to the next one, then the main character continuously says she's sorry and didn't mean what she said and that's never explained either. An I'm convinced the dream sequences are just there to tick people off. Not only are they not ever explained, but they don't even make sense in the damn movie! At the end of the movie, she's covering the ears of a damn ghost and they go straight to credits. Are you kidding me?!
This is unbelievable. I've been on a quest to find something legitimate in the horror genre, but all I've found is that "horror" has become Hollywood's new short way of saying "horrible". Hollywood is just screwing with us at this point. It seems like ever since Witchboard came out in the 80's (look it up), anything based on an Ouija board has been a flat out abortion. This has to be the worst I've seen. And I'm not even saying that to be funny. This movie really is that bad.
And for the love of all things holy, can we please get the hell away from the same tired plot? Teenaged white chick...jock-like boyfriend...road trip somewhere, normally the woods...if they bring friends, there's always that one loser friend who's good for nothing but drugs and liquor and he normally dies first....things start getting bad, but for some reason "teenage chick" doesn't wanna tell anybody any damn thing...parents are either oblivious or just don't wanna believe jack all, even though people are dying..."teenage chick" is always the lone survivor, but you absolutely have TO get an ending that is so stupid that you wanna stand up and knock the hell out of the person sitting next to you....and you're the only person in the room!!
It's always the same damn thing!
Sigh!
I actually have body aches after watching this cinematic enema.
Freaking ridiculous what people are allowed to produce these days and call them movies. But hey...capitalism, I guess...
Holy hell!!!
I almost don't even know where to start with this. First of all, the description of the movie you read near the title is a complete lie. An Ouija board had absolutely nothing to do with anything in this movie what-so-ever. I mean, yeah...there was an Ouija board...for like 30 freaking seconds, but absolutely nothing in this movie was built or based on it. That's like renaming the Civil War movie "Guy With Wings". Yes, there's a guy with wings in the movie, but that is so not the freaking topic, plot line, or even major hook of the movie. This crap here was all types of bad on all types of levels.
And can somebody tell me how someone can make a movie where 85% to 90% of the damn thing is not even explained!! I mean, seriously! All through the movie, they would lead you somewhere and just drop the subject and go on to the next one, then the main character continuously says she's sorry and didn't mean what she said and that's never explained either. An I'm convinced the dream sequences are just there to tick people off. Not only are they not ever explained, but they don't even make sense in the damn movie! At the end of the movie, she's covering the ears of a damn ghost and they go straight to credits. Are you kidding me?!
This is unbelievable. I've been on a quest to find something legitimate in the horror genre, but all I've found is that "horror" has become Hollywood's new short way of saying "horrible". Hollywood is just screwing with us at this point. It seems like ever since Witchboard came out in the 80's (look it up), anything based on an Ouija board has been a flat out abortion. This has to be the worst I've seen. And I'm not even saying that to be funny. This movie really is that bad.
And for the love of all things holy, can we please get the hell away from the same tired plot? Teenaged white chick...jock-like boyfriend...road trip somewhere, normally the woods...if they bring friends, there's always that one loser friend who's good for nothing but drugs and liquor and he normally dies first....things start getting bad, but for some reason "teenage chick" doesn't wanna tell anybody any damn thing...parents are either oblivious or just don't wanna believe jack all, even though people are dying..."teenage chick" is always the lone survivor, but you absolutely have TO get an ending that is so stupid that you wanna stand up and knock the hell out of the person sitting next to you....and you're the only person in the room!!
It's always the same damn thing!
Sigh!
I actually have body aches after watching this cinematic enema.
Freaking ridiculous what people are allowed to produce these days and call them movies. But hey...capitalism, I guess...
