Where to begin on this one: Natasha Henstridge's hair? Ice Cube's flabby belly (which is kept hidden) or short stature (which can't be)? Statham's deplorable acting? The explosions that keep coming out of nowhere and for no reason? The Leader of the pack of possessed miners who can only howl, "Roh-roh-rah," . . . and, everyone seems to understand him? The (apparent) use of stand-in's in a fight scene with no make-up or costuming? The appearance hundreds of possessed miners on cue, when needed, when maybe only fifty were possessed in the first place (and, had already killed all of the -- more numerous -- inhabitants of the outpost)?
The fact that the whole film's premise revolves around Henstridge's character, in full uniform, getting de-briefed in meticulous detail by some committee of Officers about the events at the outpost, while we know that she clearly needs medical attention to a deep laceration in one of her legs.
A dumb, stupid, and moronic film. Maybe, so bad, it's good???
The fact that the whole film's premise revolves around Henstridge's character, in full uniform, getting de-briefed in meticulous detail by some committee of Officers about the events at the outpost, while we know that she clearly needs medical attention to a deep laceration in one of her legs.
A dumb, stupid, and moronic film. Maybe, so bad, it's good???
