Review of Blood Stalkers

You would think with a name like "Blood Stalkers" your defiantly getting a gem here, i mean just look at that awesome movie poster. Sadly, this thing is a hour and a half of nothing but boring plodding crap. Two couples go to a isolated cabin were they screw around and get terrorized by a group of caricature hillbillies (sometimes dressed like Bigfoot). Our villains look like they were pulled from "Redneck Zombies", the first kill isn't until the 51 minute mark and its a dog!!, and finally when stuff starts to go down towards the end its at freaking night when nothing can be seen, and its all intertwined with footage of an all black church choir singing. So by this point if something actually did happen I either couldn't make it out or was to bored to give a crap. The final 15 minutes does give us a nice little bloody battle between our last surviving hero and the hillbillies which warrants this two stars, but, by then you've probably either turned this off or have stopped caring all together.