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My Ode to "Blue Cat's Blues"...
25 June 2019
Warning: Spoilers
Sitting alone on the railroad tracks - Devils of misery devouring his eyes - A train is coming for a deadly climax... Of a lesson to all of us smitten guys!

This is Tom's story called the Blue Cat's Blues - When you throw your heart, you're bound to lose - The game is rigged and someone loaded the dice! You should always listen to your friends' advice!

Jerry the mouse tried to warn his buddy - He saw the poor Tom losing his head - He felt his ground of love turning all muddy - When she loved another one instead.

His name was Butch and he was stinking rich - He was Tom's rival and she was clearly his -itch! For every gift Tom would give - Butch would prove to be far more combative!

Tom gave a flower, Butch a wreath as big as her - Tom gave a sample, Butch a truck of perfume - Tom brought a diamond the size of a booger - While Butch's one was shining all over the room!

The car was the last attempt to win her affection - 112% of annual interest rate! Butch's endless coupe drove all over Tom's ambition - You got to wonder what he tried to compensate!

This is Tom's story called the Blue Cat's Blues - When you throw your heart, you're bound to lose! Cause love is sure no heart matter - When you deal with a damn gold-digger!

Tom understood that he could never get her - In alcohol, his dreams he all buried - Jerry could save him from the plunge into the gutter - But then a car drove by, a sign saying "Just married"!

A dynamite stick could turn him black - A rollercoaster did all the flattening - He could go to Heaven but he was always back - Each episode was like a new beginning.

This time Tom got the roughest deal! Something for a cartoon that felt so real - He loved a girl that didn't love him back - And this time maybe Tom too... might not even come back!

This is Tom's story called the Blue Cat's Blues - When you throw your heart, you're bound to lose - And Jerry threw his heart to his own girlfriend - But it was the same story in the end!

This is Tom's story but Jerry's as well - Lovesick schmucks in a nutshell - Sitting the two of them on the railroad tracks - Until the train comes with the deadly climax!

And as the whistle get louder and louder - We know the story won't get any better - The iris-out delivers us from the pain - And who knows? We might see our friends again!!!
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