Review of The Open House

Three words: this movie sUCKS. it's boring, it's slow, it's extremely forgettable. Dylan Minette is a lovely musician, but he. can't. act. it makes no sense, and it's incredibly anticlimactic. please don't waste your time watching this movie like I did. your life won't be made better by watching this. there isn't even a satisfying resolution. spoiler alert: everyone dies. a grieving widow moves with her son who has less emotion and personality than my door lives in an open house. after two hours of being bored, they suddenly get tortured by the creepy, obvious antagonistic neighbours, and die. the end. that's the whole movie. the deaths weren't sad or heartbreaking - I couldn't find myself giving a singular care about them. the characters were flat, due to a mixture of awful writing and terrible acting. the only part I genuinely liked was when the characters died because it meant the movie was over and I didn't have to watch the actors struggle through this project anymore.