Review of Expo

Expo (2019)
4/10
Very good at being bad
11 November 2019
Warning: Spoilers
This might not be the worst movie to watch while super drunk or something. I'd like to think the makers are intentionally making it bad with everything being so terrible. Make-up with the dudes face is hilariously bad at times when he gets punched several times and the cuts between are so wonky. The random glass sticking super far out of his face and the scares that make his face look diseased while they heal. Dude goes through several phases of going and getting beaten up by some dudes and getting fractured bones/facial cuts/scars that his neighbor/nurse fixes up real quick and he is fine the next day. Sex traffickers that put their own face on camera that is in the end revealed to be some other dude who has his face weirdly on experiments so he is totally identifiable in those video auctions but somehow isn't in prison already. I guess the main character is a driver and his clients are specialized in teenage girls that stand out in broad daylight to get kidnapped with no prior planning from the bad guys. Also the main character is a fat out of shape dude who has a training montage which consists of punching a boxing bag for 10 seconds which wears him out completely as his fat rolls are falling out of his shirt while doing so. Made for a few good laughs, probably not worth enduring the other stuff but ehh, what else am I gonna do.
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