I'm currently in the hospital and decided to watch a free movie. Big mistake. Pretty sure this movie took years off my lifespan. Never seen anything so awful and I seek bad films. Almost asked for a cyanide pill wheh I couldn't reach the remote. On a serious note, with that budget my dog could have genetically engineered singing and dancing cats more entertaining. The songs were soul crushing. How many times can you fit Jellicle in a freaking minute? I was looking so hard for a plot I think I just imagined my own. Why close up on terrible CGI.? Why?? They all look like they put their heads in a slice of bread, shrieked their lines then created the CGI and set AROUND IT - with the worst resources ever. The main cat had this dumb bewildered look on her face the whole time I wanted to smack off like...get a clue. Vocal talent was where? If anyone wants to join me for a Class Action against this film let me know. I'll be sending them my medical bill.
Review of Cats
