Review of Artemis Fowl

Wow. I mean, I can't even express how much this movie sucks. I don't think I've ever seen child actors this untalented, or adult actors so annoying. Did you just order a Hagrid from Ali Express and this Dingus Mingus was shipped? I don't think I could follow what was going on with the plot at all, since the acting and the writing was so distractingly awful. Ah and also, Colin Farrell is kinda making a habit of appearing in sucky movies for like 2 and a half minutes, okay, I guess you have to pay the bills. But Dame Judy Dench should seriously fire her agent. I thought she already had after Cats.