You know those movies that get really bad reviews, but you watch anyway and think "Well, it wasn't THAT bad." This movie is proof that sometimes, they really are THAT bad. The story is lame, takes forever to get moving. The characters redefine flat. The lead, Brad (aka, dude-that-looks-kinda-like-Michael J Fox), delivers his lines with all the dramatic passion of the guy that takes your order at 2:00am at the Taco Bell drive thru. His buddy, whose name I've already forgotten just 5 minutes after watching this mess, looks like a stunt double for Paul Blart, Mall Cop, and has all the acting chops of a high school AV Club president. The bromance between them is cringe-worthy: watching them roll around in a pile of leaves after a piggy back ride (no, I'm not kidding) make the Hobbit reunion scene in LotR seem hardcore. At points, it tries to be funny, but the jokes don't work, and I've seen better gore effects at the Halloween store. And can someone please explain WTF was going on with the girl in the bathtub taping bottles (of piss???) to her hands. Maybe the only redeeming value would be the music, if you like that style of punk. Short of that, don't waste your time.
Review of Straight Edge Kegger
