The Wheel of Time (2021– )
1/10
Welcome to Wheel of Time Land
18 December 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Why do I feel like I'm visiting a theme park when watching this show? All the extras in freshly laundered costumes and everything so clean, but the world is so small. It feels like miniature golf compared to the real thing. So we're in Faldara Land (where do they get food in the middle of a huge wasteland) now after walking through the scary Tunnel of the Ways which seems to have shrunk from the dimensions of a freeway to a narrow path. So, just not big enough for the pack horses in the book. The Black Wind, who's touch is instant horrible death, just whispers in your ear like an internet troll. Mat did the smart thing and opted out of that journey. I don't blame him.

The Dark One could use this show as a recruiting film. The Dark One needs a few good men to rid the world of these whiny annoying vermin. Good pay, eternal life guaranteed. Sign me up!

Disclaimer: The Dark One in no way refers to his/her ethnicity or race. That goes for the Black Wind too. The Dark One is totally woke!
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