This is the most stultifying 80 minutes of video I have ever experienced in my many decades of watching sheer crap. The essence of it is this: imagine yourself locked in a room with a colossal monotonous bore who is fixated on reliving his own glory days as an audience member and one-time contestant on The Price Is Right. He relives each hour of his heyday minute by mind-numbing minute. He shows you elaborate spreadsheets of every item EVER put up for bid on the show, and its price. He makes you play a cheesy digital Price Is Right game that he invented in the dark ages of amateur computing. He describes in cringey detail his crushes on the models who populated the show. This is interrupted only occasionally either by a snippet of the actual show from back in the day - or a cameo by one of the various hosts and producers who share not-so-fascinating backstage tidbits. I am thinking the CIA might want to get their hands on this as a more effective way of torturing terrorists than playing heavy metal music all night. If you insist on ignoring this review, just make sure your remote's batteries are fully charged, and keep it within arm's length. You've been warned.
