7/10
Hey, I've seen that explosion!
13 August 2022
Warning: Spoilers
File this one under "slightly ambitious," as far as this director goes. I actually enjoyed the setup and premise of The Immortal Three. Where it goes from there is a little more typical, and a bit less ambitious.

This movie is a sequel to Wishman's Chesty Morgan/Agent 73 pictures (where Chesty is replaced by a, uh, less ample woman). In the opening scene, "Jane" is strangled by someone off-camera, and the next scene is at her wake, wih three younger women gathered. They see a lawyer, who informs them that they are in fact sisters, an occupational hazard from their mother, who would sleep around to get secrets! They are told $3 million hangs in the balance by finding her killer within a year. If the girls die, the lawyer gets the money! No shortage of suspects.

I am the rare person who enjoys sequels, and there are a number of callbacks to the original films (mostly in the way of re-used stock footage! Is this where Troma got that idea from?). This one's a winner in the unintentional laughs catagory. There are a whole number of them, and they are good ones!

Where does this story go after the initial setup? Obligatory sex scenes, and various stages of undress, naturally. It occasionally gets back on track. But Ginny (a voluptuous Cindy Boudreau) seems to get saddled with the bulk of the legwork. Nancy (Michele Marie) would rather sit on her ass and collect the money, and I think we see Sandy (Sandra Kay) go on one mission. What ensues is "sex," implied fellatio with a banana, skinny dipping, an attempted rape by a delivery boy (she forces him to fondle her, then tells him to get out!), where the actress is clearly laughing through the whole thing, a drunken striptease (actually this actress seems drunk through half the picture), roofie slippage, various struggling, Agent 73 flashbacks, hilarious acting, a fight in a pool, and a whole lot of suspicious characters. There's a triple twist ending, if you haven't had enough already.

Call me crazy, I kind of enjoyed this one. It is silly, but also lacked the unpleasantness of many of this director's other flicks (Yes, that includes Chesty Morgan's 73 inches).
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