Review of Tom-ic Energy

. . . scary, violent and frightening for kids. If released Today, it would doubtless be rated as NC-90--that is, restricted to nonagenarians and centurions. TOM-I-C ENERGY depicts family pet-type animals being blown up, hurtling to the ground from extreme heights and getting totally a-c-c-o-r-d-i-o-n-e-d. When critters are being mangled in ways too graphic for this family site's spellchecker to tolerate, you just know that the carnage has to be very, very bad. This, of course, is intentional on the part of the saboteur filmmakers. As another reviewer terms it, the "Warner Bros. Revenge Tour" involved a whole slew of Warner insurgents defecting to the Groaning Fat Cat Gang in order to reduce Tinsel Town's most infamous election riggers--aka, Tom & Jerry--to the absurd nonentities they'd actually been all along. Following the notorious incident of the stolen statuette from RHAPSODY RABBIT, as well as six other grand thefts, legend has it that a clairvoyant arch-angel wept enough tears to create Utah's Great Salt Lake.