First of all, any 10 star reviews are posted by some juvenile twit thinking it would be funny to trick someone into watching this piece of trash. This thing is so horribly and cheaply done it deserves a rating of about -25 stars. Everything is wrong with it, it is literally at a junior high school level, except the acting isn't quite up to that quality. I can't help but think that Breen inherited way too much money and gets his jollies out of wasting it making literally the most amateurish movies EVER made. There is no possible way this review could contain spoilers for this movie, as is is all completely putrid and stupid. It is like saying you could spoil a turd, you can't. It truly is difficult to quantify what a crap show this thing is, it reminds me of when SCTV or other sketch comedy shows would have a bit like Monster Chiller Horror Theater with some movie with terrible writing, acting, etc. The scary part is I think Breem is actually so crazy that he thinks he is making an actual movie worth watching, pretty pathetic to be that moronic.
Review of I Am Here... Now
