Great?: No..
Dumb?: Pretty damn dumb
Unpredictable?: oh yes
In a good way?: not really
Plot holes?: craters more like it, you can't even imagine!
Confusing?: incredibly
Bad acting?: horrible
Except for Michael Pitt?: Except for Michael Pitt of course
Funny?: Michael Pitt is
Annoying?: Edgar Ramírez is..
How does he keep getting work by the way, I mean he's soooo bad?: he's kinda handsome, I guess?
He kinda looks like a bearded John Mayer doesn't he?: yeah maybe that's it.
Bad writing?: Well duh
Wait, Sharlto Copley is in it?: oh yeah, almost forgot, he doesn't get much to do
Is his character at least an important part of the story?: No that's just it, not at all, there is absolutely no reason at all for him to be there!
Overly long?: overly long!
Gratuitous sex scenes?: whadda you think?
Will I enjoy myself if I expect nothing and completely turn my brain of?: I did!
Is that a redeeming quality?: I guess not ..
Dumb?: Pretty damn dumb
Unpredictable?: oh yes
In a good way?: not really
Plot holes?: craters more like it, you can't even imagine!
Confusing?: incredibly
Bad acting?: horrible
Except for Michael Pitt?: Except for Michael Pitt of course
Funny?: Michael Pitt is
Annoying?: Edgar Ramírez is..
How does he keep getting work by the way, I mean he's soooo bad?: he's kinda handsome, I guess?
He kinda looks like a bearded John Mayer doesn't he?: yeah maybe that's it.
Bad writing?: Well duh
Wait, Sharlto Copley is in it?: oh yeah, almost forgot, he doesn't get much to do
Is his character at least an important part of the story?: No that's just it, not at all, there is absolutely no reason at all for him to be there!
Overly long?: overly long!
Gratuitous sex scenes?: whadda you think?
Will I enjoy myself if I expect nothing and completely turn my brain of?: I did!
Is that a redeeming quality?: I guess not ..
