This movie jumped the shark at least 3 times. Then the shark jumped Statham. There was a point when Statham is saying shoot me; I honestly believe Jason wanted to be killed to get out of this pile of Jurassic Sharktopuss.
This movie could teach them anything or two about sucking. I mean, you take one of the scariest natural predators, show us the peak of it's existence, and somehow make it suck mire than Jaws 3 and 4. It's like the movie is a star collapsing in upon itself and taking the one bright Statham, with it.
Jaws had us scared of the water still in the late 90s. Shark week gets everyone excited. Ik trying to say, sharks are amazing and we known what they can do. But apparently nobody decided to teach the people who wrote this movie. I read the book the first movie was based on, way back in the early 2000 around the time it was written. I can't really remember much about it, and yet it was so much better than anything this movie attempts.
You have to feel bad for Jason. The man has had a pretty amazing career of solid folks to inspire fans to rewatch. I didn't realize he was dying, completely broke, and needed the money for a life saving operation. I hope he pulls thru.
There's a point when the call he has no problem making 4 times in the first movie, suddenly he won't do it for this guy who got shoe horned into the story because nobody with sense wanted to come back. We never hear about the brother in the last film. Suddenly he is this important expositional tool. Nobody learned anything from the last movie, and I'm fact, suffered serious brain trauma because they are considerably more dumb.
Monster mash movies doit have a history of solid story. Sure most the Jaws movies are forgotten. They are still more believable than this. The first movie had us able to suspend our disbelief to a way this prehistoric creature survived. Ok, I could buy it no problem.
They decided to make something that was impossible to believe at any point. Deep Blue Seas 2 and 3 sucked too, but this? This is like that, but big budget enough to go to theaters.
The whole point of a Meg wouod be shark earring stuff. Put us in the water with it and let's go. It's clearly from the HBO parent company because most the beginning of the movie when the shark action is happening, we can see as well as that amazing battle in Game if Thrones season 8. You know the battle. It was so amazing you guys, like you've never seen anything like it. Nobody has because why show in a movie.
The stupid rat dog and idiot lady make a surprise cameo. Like that was what anyone wanted. There is a moment where someone tells another grown adult that he needs to just imagine he is doing cosplay. If you are that much of a loser, there is no way you would be part of a team going down below the trench again. Apparently we got these COD Advanced Warfare exo frame suits that make it easy to go chill in the most mythical, secluded areas in history.
Yeah, it's cool we get the giant squid, because the 80s gave us that too. Hard to get excited about it tho, when everything is shake your head stupid. So the sharks you door get to see. There's this new creature from the beginning that is some dino hybrid that can go on land and water. Doesn't look anything like anything. The things remind me of the og Yoshi in the crapfest Mario movie from my childhood. I still believed that was more realistic than these small plot devices. We have 3 megs we barely get to see, but let's be scared of these water raptors.
All the conflict in the movie is human on human. Yes we know, humans suck. Given every opportunity to be horrible, they will be. So let's focus on that, even in the face of absolute impossible to believe situations. People die but you can't see how it even know who it is. It's ok, they weren't likeable anyway the crew is full of people you'd be fine seeing eaten. The only problem is we don't get to see it happen. Jason was apparently super angry he spent a movie fighting something he couldn't actually fight. Now he has to remind people he was in talks to be Bond before, but that ship is forgotten, and lost in the triangle. I like marital arts and love those movies. I don't want a shark movie to see Statham try to be 00 Green-peace.
My head hurts from eyes rolling.
This movie could teach them anything or two about sucking. I mean, you take one of the scariest natural predators, show us the peak of it's existence, and somehow make it suck mire than Jaws 3 and 4. It's like the movie is a star collapsing in upon itself and taking the one bright Statham, with it.
Jaws had us scared of the water still in the late 90s. Shark week gets everyone excited. Ik trying to say, sharks are amazing and we known what they can do. But apparently nobody decided to teach the people who wrote this movie. I read the book the first movie was based on, way back in the early 2000 around the time it was written. I can't really remember much about it, and yet it was so much better than anything this movie attempts.
You have to feel bad for Jason. The man has had a pretty amazing career of solid folks to inspire fans to rewatch. I didn't realize he was dying, completely broke, and needed the money for a life saving operation. I hope he pulls thru.
There's a point when the call he has no problem making 4 times in the first movie, suddenly he won't do it for this guy who got shoe horned into the story because nobody with sense wanted to come back. We never hear about the brother in the last film. Suddenly he is this important expositional tool. Nobody learned anything from the last movie, and I'm fact, suffered serious brain trauma because they are considerably more dumb.
Monster mash movies doit have a history of solid story. Sure most the Jaws movies are forgotten. They are still more believable than this. The first movie had us able to suspend our disbelief to a way this prehistoric creature survived. Ok, I could buy it no problem.
They decided to make something that was impossible to believe at any point. Deep Blue Seas 2 and 3 sucked too, but this? This is like that, but big budget enough to go to theaters.
The whole point of a Meg wouod be shark earring stuff. Put us in the water with it and let's go. It's clearly from the HBO parent company because most the beginning of the movie when the shark action is happening, we can see as well as that amazing battle in Game if Thrones season 8. You know the battle. It was so amazing you guys, like you've never seen anything like it. Nobody has because why show in a movie.
The stupid rat dog and idiot lady make a surprise cameo. Like that was what anyone wanted. There is a moment where someone tells another grown adult that he needs to just imagine he is doing cosplay. If you are that much of a loser, there is no way you would be part of a team going down below the trench again. Apparently we got these COD Advanced Warfare exo frame suits that make it easy to go chill in the most mythical, secluded areas in history.
Yeah, it's cool we get the giant squid, because the 80s gave us that too. Hard to get excited about it tho, when everything is shake your head stupid. So the sharks you door get to see. There's this new creature from the beginning that is some dino hybrid that can go on land and water. Doesn't look anything like anything. The things remind me of the og Yoshi in the crapfest Mario movie from my childhood. I still believed that was more realistic than these small plot devices. We have 3 megs we barely get to see, but let's be scared of these water raptors.
All the conflict in the movie is human on human. Yes we know, humans suck. Given every opportunity to be horrible, they will be. So let's focus on that, even in the face of absolute impossible to believe situations. People die but you can't see how it even know who it is. It's ok, they weren't likeable anyway the crew is full of people you'd be fine seeing eaten. The only problem is we don't get to see it happen. Jason was apparently super angry he spent a movie fighting something he couldn't actually fight. Now he has to remind people he was in talks to be Bond before, but that ship is forgotten, and lost in the triangle. I like marital arts and love those movies. I don't want a shark movie to see Statham try to be 00 Green-peace.
My head hurts from eyes rolling.
