You're not an idiot, so you aren't fooled by rave reviews by accounts that only have the one review, or accounts that haven't reviewed in years only to step forward to tell you how amazing this film is, or any of the common transparent liars tactics when it comes to reviews.
The stories are boring versions of stolen stories from YouTube shorts and other anthology movies. It has the feel of a movie written by 10 year olds for 10 year olds. Blunt "horror" when nuance is better or necessary.
The framing device for the anthology reeks of tryhardism, making Creepshow 3 and the abysmal series seem competent by comparison. The stories are lifted from HBO's Tales From the Crypt with stiffer acting and taking itself seriously, which is a mistake for any low talent film.
The stories are boring versions of stolen stories from YouTube shorts and other anthology movies. It has the feel of a movie written by 10 year olds for 10 year olds. Blunt "horror" when nuance is better or necessary.
The framing device for the anthology reeks of tryhardism, making Creepshow 3 and the abysmal series seem competent by comparison. The stories are lifted from HBO's Tales From the Crypt with stiffer acting and taking itself seriously, which is a mistake for any low talent film.
