Another morbidly overweight guy who can't get girls buys a video camera and gets "hot" chicks to be in a film. That sums up the movie.
It's essentially filled with talentless people running around maybe getting slashed, maybe because of their bad acting.
The "direction" is non-existent. Largely hand held and then static. The blonde who looks like she is probably a stripper the nebbish met at a club is the only hot girl. You get to see her in a bikini top that shows off her implants.
Time goes on and nothing happens. I mean nothing. Just women walking around in a park! Who wrote this garbage?
The "slasher" is a black plastic monster hand with long nails that sort of "slashes." The active word is "sort of."
This guy has to be to be the WORST director ever. There is ZERO continuity. Scenes cut all over the place. The blonde is in a bikini top then suddenly without warning she's in a black tank top! And then there's a woman who is supposed to be someone's twin, but you don't know why.
I only continued watching this to see if the blond took her top off. She didnt so dont bother.
The movie is bundled with a trailer for another bad movie that uses the same plastic black hand and then another short called Lurking Evil which actually looks like a prequel to the first one! Maybe they bundled it wrong. It's filled with a lot of the same bad actors including the stripper.
Nudity? Don't bet on it.
Then there are outtakes. Seven minutes worth. They make no sense and arent funny.
This is horrendous. A waste of time and money.
It's essentially filled with talentless people running around maybe getting slashed, maybe because of their bad acting.
The "direction" is non-existent. Largely hand held and then static. The blonde who looks like she is probably a stripper the nebbish met at a club is the only hot girl. You get to see her in a bikini top that shows off her implants.
Time goes on and nothing happens. I mean nothing. Just women walking around in a park! Who wrote this garbage?
The "slasher" is a black plastic monster hand with long nails that sort of "slashes." The active word is "sort of."
This guy has to be to be the WORST director ever. There is ZERO continuity. Scenes cut all over the place. The blonde is in a bikini top then suddenly without warning she's in a black tank top! And then there's a woman who is supposed to be someone's twin, but you don't know why.
I only continued watching this to see if the blond took her top off. She didnt so dont bother.
The movie is bundled with a trailer for another bad movie that uses the same plastic black hand and then another short called Lurking Evil which actually looks like a prequel to the first one! Maybe they bundled it wrong. It's filled with a lot of the same bad actors including the stripper.
Nudity? Don't bet on it.
Then there are outtakes. Seven minutes worth. They make no sense and arent funny.
This is horrendous. A waste of time and money.
