I was there on one of my first dates. Life was amazing and I don't think I have ever been as happy. This series aged like my love life. That's to say everyone is faking it and nobody has any interest in being there.
The series has jumped the shark so much I legitimately feel like they have cloned Paul Walker and they are waiting to bring him back for the final film. I most assuredly didn't expect both Aquaman to team up in anything ever.
So we got Groot trying to beat the snot out of Aquaman, all the while the first Aquaman and Captain Marvel watch. Peacemaker is off dking around playing babysitter. Suddenly from out of left fueled Wonder Woman shows up to help shut the second Aquaman up.
That's just my take away. Aquaman thinks he's a Bond villain straight outta Gotham. The final song sounds like a knock off of one of Daniel Craig's opening themes.
The main take away we are supposed to have us to have faith. Faith in what? I can't even f$(+ing believe in science or physics. I can have faith these movies will get worse. There will be at least one bbq family meal and someone who was supposed to be dead comes back. Everyone looks like they are as tired of this ish as everyone else. Second Aquaman was the only one having a good time. He was literally the only part I enjoyed because I love Jason. I also love Alan a lot so the two Aquaman are what kept me watching to the end. I started writing this when Black Adam showed up to drop a sum beach and listen to the knock off Bond theme. I finished writing this and the credits aren't even over. Must be all the digital effects people, because this stuff looks like someone gave a 10 year old a bunch of blow and we have Marvel meets DC by way of Rocket League. Oof.
The series has jumped the shark so much I legitimately feel like they have cloned Paul Walker and they are waiting to bring him back for the final film. I most assuredly didn't expect both Aquaman to team up in anything ever.
So we got Groot trying to beat the snot out of Aquaman, all the while the first Aquaman and Captain Marvel watch. Peacemaker is off dking around playing babysitter. Suddenly from out of left fueled Wonder Woman shows up to help shut the second Aquaman up.
That's just my take away. Aquaman thinks he's a Bond villain straight outta Gotham. The final song sounds like a knock off of one of Daniel Craig's opening themes.
The main take away we are supposed to have us to have faith. Faith in what? I can't even f$(+ing believe in science or physics. I can have faith these movies will get worse. There will be at least one bbq family meal and someone who was supposed to be dead comes back. Everyone looks like they are as tired of this ish as everyone else. Second Aquaman was the only one having a good time. He was literally the only part I enjoyed because I love Jason. I also love Alan a lot so the two Aquaman are what kept me watching to the end. I started writing this when Black Adam showed up to drop a sum beach and listen to the knock off Bond theme. I finished writing this and the credits aren't even over. Must be all the digital effects people, because this stuff looks like someone gave a 10 year old a bunch of blow and we have Marvel meets DC by way of Rocket League. Oof.
