1/10
Putting screenwriters out of work is hilarious.
31 March 2024
Warning: Spoilers
Bring on the A. I. no one's bothering to write films anymore, they're just jotting down ideas whilst on the toilet with a "that'll do" attitude. I really hope A. I. destroys Hollywood and causes mass unemployment amongst these worthless hacks.

This film is offensively bad, if my 5 year old came in with this as a script, I'd pat them on the head and say "maybe you should work on it more". I'm assuming there were adults involved in this, no doubt the Hollywood-type that "gravitates" towards child actors.

Fun fact, this was the first film where the entire script was written in crayon, but no brown crayons - the script writer thought those ones were chocolate and ate them all. The only thing that could have made this film more offensive would have been Harvey Weinstein, Gal Gadot and Mark Ruffalo singing "Imagine" on the deck of the shop on the way to Skull Island.

An abhorrent mess.
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