Review of Miraculous World: Paris, Tales of Shadybug and Claw Noir

I have never in my life sat through such insanity-inducing garbage. I seriously considered gouging out my own eyes. Everyone who contributed to this should be drawn and quartered. The lines were pure cringe distilled from the fjord of utter awfulness and the character designs were made by infants being tortured. The plot line was complete rot and I felt the tissue of my brain begin to blacken and wither away with each passing minute. I'd thought the original series was sappy enough, but watching this I honestly believe it to be peak cinema. If I could unite the two miraculous I would create a universe where this had never been conceived.