Incredibly wooden people that someone told they could act at some point. It really blows me away the amount of low budget films I watch, and the "actors" clearly never even did the drama department or musicals.
Everyone is just supposed to be able tired cliche archetype. Painfully boring.
Then there is this scene where the bad woman named "snacks" reminds everyone that she's evil because she sings some song with lyrics that say something about coming in someone. We next have a painful exposition bump where we see the suicidal dude let his daughter use a table leg and a bunch of nails to "make an axe." The rim away red head then talks about not having much family left and that her uncle is outside and apparently he had raped her. Then we cut to the couple of the "bad guys" dry bumping outside the cabin. The creepy uncle deadpans the camera and pulls sole juvenile hand gesture.
Nothing is inspired or original. There is no discernable talent in writing, acting or shooting of said movie.
The run away red head said,deadly seriously, "they aren't zombies,they are vampires."
This isn't even a terrible movie that's fun to watch. It is just terrible and everyone involved should be ashamed of themselves.
Everyone is just supposed to be able tired cliche archetype. Painfully boring.
Then there is this scene where the bad woman named "snacks" reminds everyone that she's evil because she sings some song with lyrics that say something about coming in someone. We next have a painful exposition bump where we see the suicidal dude let his daughter use a table leg and a bunch of nails to "make an axe." The rim away red head then talks about not having much family left and that her uncle is outside and apparently he had raped her. Then we cut to the couple of the "bad guys" dry bumping outside the cabin. The creepy uncle deadpans the camera and pulls sole juvenile hand gesture.
Nothing is inspired or original. There is no discernable talent in writing, acting or shooting of said movie.
The run away red head said,deadly seriously, "they aren't zombies,they are vampires."
This isn't even a terrible movie that's fun to watch. It is just terrible and everyone involved should be ashamed of themselves.
