Guy Weiner is a student in the dojo of Bullshido. A rare martial arts that practices the intense skill of avoiding conflict at any cost. The theory is to never have to use your knowledge of the self defense, even in the most dire of circumstances. His Sensei has honored him with a master certificate in Bullshido. He is now a killing machine that will never kill. He must now go out into the world and be the shining light of Buddha. As he goes on a first date with a good wholesome girl, the troubles of the modern world test his mastery of the Bullshido way. The Diplomat from Ghana, Margo Plantagenet, steals his parking space, he's late for their dinner reservations at Lobster, Mango and Chilit hen some bum hits on his date. It seems at ever turn he's challenged to use his fighting skills and defuse the situations he gets into, but every time her remembers the teaching of his Sensei; "You must NEVER resort to violence!", "You Skills MUST NEVER be used!" However, there is one foe Guy cannot resist , urging him to fight, ignoring the ways of the Bullshido: HIS MOTHER.