Every 27-30 years, the planet Saturn returns to the place in the sky it occupied at the moment of your birth. According to astrologists, the planet (tied to the cruel and bloodthirsty Roman god who shares its name) brings with it a period of great upheaval and turmoil when it makes its return. Saturn Devours follows Our Hero over three days filled with the special kind of rotten luck saved for people just about to turn 30. It's hard enough losing your job, bombing interviews, and going to bars alone when you're not being stalked by a terrifying and Ancient Roman god, but in this case, you totally, literally are.