Devil's Playground (1937)
Richard Dix: Jack Dorgan
Quotes
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Jack Dorgan : [Red has made fun of his furniture selection for his new house] Hey, this stuff isn't kinda'... "flossy," is it?
Furniture Salesman : I wouldn't say so. I think you display excellent taste, Mr. Dorgan.
Red Anderson : I'm sorry. Forget all about it. Why don't you order some lace curtains and pink bedspreads to go with all this junk?
Jack Dorgan : Ah, shut up, ya' crepehanger!
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Robert Mason : [he's just received surprise orders to report immediately to submarine duty, even though he's supposed to be starting shore leave] They can't do this to me. I oughtta' get a couple of days, at least.
Jack Dorgan : You haven't even got time for a glass of beer!
[laughs merrily]
Robert Mason : [turning to the Shore Patrol officer] How about this, sir. I, uh, I was booked for 2 weeks' shore leave, and then this...
Patrol Officer at booth : Sorry, Chief. Submarines leave for Honolulu tonight.
Robert Mason : Well, I guess that cooks the red paint and the beautiful dolls.
Patrol Officer at booth : I know how you feel.
Robert Mason : Thank you, sir... but you don't.
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Jack Dorgan : [greeting the class of newly graduated divers at the Navy diving school] Fellas, I'm proud of ya'. You're all divers now. There ain't nothin' to this diving racket. Just a question of being able to wear a suit. Oh, a few other details, like being able to handle air drills, and chipping hammers, running caulking irons, assemble valves, do pipe fitting and plumbing, and doing them at a depth of from 10 to 300 feet. There's nothing to it. But don't get discouraged, fellas, we'll start first thing tomorrow morning at 8 o'clock sharp. Fall out.
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Jack Dorgan : [barging into the real estate broker's office] You sell houses?
Real Estate Man : That's what we do.
Jack Dorgan : Well, you just sold one at 1418 Jefferson Street.
Real Estate Man : [taken aback] You... you want to buy it?
Jack Dorgan : That's what I said, and there's the dough.
[plunks down the cash on the realtor's desk]
Real Estate Man : [slightly shocked] You want to pay cash for it?
Jack Dorgan : Hey, you didn't think I wanted to steal it, did ya'?
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Jack Dorgan : Something I forgot to tell you about.
[hands him a piece of paper]
Robert Mason : [Reads the paper] Transferred to shore duty for two years... Doing what?
Jack Dorgan : In charge of the new diving school.
Robert Mason : Did you apply for this?
Jack Dorgan : No, but it's what I want, all right.
Robert Mason : Yeah? What's the idea?
Jack Dorgan : Well, there's some things I've always wanted to do. This makes it perfect, Bob. The first thing I want to do is get myself a home.
Robert Mason : [taken aback] A home? Say, the only home you'll ever know ashore is the inside of a barroom.
Jack Dorgan : You ain't kiddin', fella. I was raised in a saloon on the waterfront. For years I lived there like a rat. That's when I got this idea of mine about havin' a home.
Robert Mason : You'll make a swell citizen, you old sea-cow. They'll have you under peace bond inside of a week unless some little dame makes a fireside admiral out of ya'.
Jack Dorgan : Bah!
[they both laugh]
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Robert Mason : [as they wait on the sidewalk for Mason's girl] Can't understand it, that dame standin' me up.
Jack Dorgan : And she's supposed to be *crazy* about you.
Robert Mason : Must've been killed... or somethin'.
Jack Dorgan : You know, that's what I like about you- your modesty. A dame don't live that could toss you over. Heh, she *must've* been killed.