My Artistical Temperature (1937)

Jack Mercer: Popeye

Quotes 

• [Bluto is attempting to paint Olive standing on one leg, but Popeye is trying to sculpt Olive standing on one hand] 

  Bluto : [to Popeye]  Listen - I'm doing the painting, and I wanna have her horizontal. Get that?

  [puts Olive on one foot] 

  Popeye : Oh, yeah? Well, I think she should be poipendickular!

  [puts Olive on one hand] 

  Bluto : I said horizontal!

  Popeye : Poipendickular!

  Bluto : Horizontal!

  Popeye : Poipendickular!

  Bluto : Horizontal!

  Popeye : Poipendickular!

• Popeye : [after tearing the arms off his statue]  Oh, I think I got something here - a masterpiece!

• [last lines] 

  Popeye : A painting won't match you; it must be a statue / By Popeye the Sailor Man!