Boobs in the Woods (1950)
Mel Blanc: Porky Pig, Daffy Duck
Quotes
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Daffy Duck : [singing] Oh, people call me Daffy. They think that I am goony. Ah, just because I'm happy is no sign I'm looney tooney. Oh, when they say I'm nutsy. It sure gives me a pain. Please pass the ketchup, I think its going to rain. Oh, you can't bounce a meatball. Though try with all your might. Ah, turn on the radio, I want to fly a kite. Good evening, friends.
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[Porky is painting a lake]
Daffy Duck : Lake?
Porky Pig : Mmm-hmm.
Daffy Duck : That lake?
Porky Pig : Mmm-hmm.
Daffy Duck : That's my lake.
Porky Pig : Mmm-hmm.
Daffy Duck : You can't go around painting other people's property! At least have the decency to ask me if you can paint it!
Porky Pig : Okay, may I please paint your lake?
Daffy Duck : No. I don't want my lake painted.
Daffy Duck : [Daffy wipes it off of Porky's painting, with a cloth]
Daffy Duck : The mountains are okay, I don't own them.
Daffy Duck : [Daffy leaves Porky, just temporarily]
Porky Pig : [angrily] Ooh!
Daffy Duck : [Daffy returns, dressed in an old man's clothes] Hey there, sonny.
Porky Pig : And who are you?
Daffy Duck : I'm the old man of the mountains!
Daffy Duck : [Daffy then wipes the mountains off of Porky's painting]
Daffy Duck : And I don't want them painted!
Porky Pig : [Porky rips the disguise off of Daffy] You wait here, I've got something for you.
[Porky then laughs diabolically, after this remark]
Daffy Duck : I like him, he's crazy!
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Porky Pig : There ought to be a law against crazy ducks!
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Daffy Duck : Hunting ducks out of season, eh? That goes tough on you around these parts. Executioner! Oh, executioner!
[Daffy walks off screen and returns, wearing an executioner's black hood & brandishing an ax]
Porky Pig : [Porky lays his neck on the chopping block] Gosh, they're sure strict around here.
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Daffy Duck : Have you a marriage license?
Porky Pig : G-g-gosh no, I'm not married.
Daffy Duck : Aha! Not married eh? Well,uh
[jumps into Porky's arms]
Daffy Duck : whaddya say you and me go steady?
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Daffy Duck : Captain John Smith marry-um Pocahontas, raise-um little poker chips.
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Porky Pig : [Porky always stutters, as he begins to speak. He threw a rock at Daffy] T-Take that, you w-web-footed maniac!
Daffy Duck : [Daffy is wearing a catcher's uniform, he catches the rock] Right over the middle! That's a-pitching 'em!
[Daffy throws the rock back to Porky]
Daffy Duck : He's stealing second! Cover the bag! Here he comes! Tag 'im!
[Porky catches the rock as Daffy slides below him]
Daffy Duck : [Daffy pushes Porky until he starts to run] Steal home, DiMaggio! It means the game! Atta boy, DiMaggio! Hit the dirt! Slide, DiMaggio, slide!
Porky Pig : [sliding] Hey! What am I sliding for? I'm not DiMaggio. My name's m-m-m...
[Porky then slides into a mud puddle]
Porky Pig : ...Mud.
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[Porky is using Daffy as his car motor & closing lines, also]
Daffy Duck : He's got no right to do this to me!
[a license permit quickly pops up, it reads "Porky Pig's Permit to use Daffy Duck as motor"]
Daffy Duck : What a revolting development this is.
Porky Pig : When I get to California, I'll have his valves crowned.
[closing line & remark, before Closing Credits' sign appears]