- Jenny Ericson: What did he ask you to do?
- Mandy - Harem Girl: Ask? He didn't 'ask' me to do anything. He's the king.
- 'Strife' Magazine Editor: I think it's great!
- Jenny Ericson: I think it's filthy!
- 'Strife' Magazine Editor: How did you win the Pulitzer, with photo take-outs of PTA meetings? A harem, is a harem, is a...
- Jenny Ericson: Euphemism! The concept is vulgar, odious and repulsive
- 'Strife' Magazine Editor: Ericson, you'd find something vulgar, odious and repulsive in fifth-graders playing spin the bottle
- Jenny Ericson: Would you please leave my personal life out of this
- 'Strife' Magazine Editor: I didn't know you had one
- Jenny Ericson: Oh, I don't have to take this
- 'Strife' Magazine Editor: But you will take this assignment
- Jenny Ericson: [stands up and laughs mockingly] I will not
- 'Strife' Magazine Editor: Now you... yeah, alright. OK. Scram.
- 'Strife' Magazine Editor: Ericson on a harem story... I must have rocks in my head. It's a job for a woman
- Jenny Ericson: Just what did you mean by that?
- 'Strife' Magazine Editor: Nothing, baby. If the slipper fits, drink out of it! Send in Peggy Benson