- Marcia Davidson: [gazing out at the desert from a hill] I love it up here. It's magical. It's like something God would do if He had the time.
- Marcia Davidson: Well, what do you think? Isn't it a pretty behind?
- Joshua Arnold: It'll do in a pinch.
- Marcia Davidson: You better not.
- Marcia Davidson: I hate war! And I hate Hitler! I hope when they catch him they turn him over to the chief rabbi to perform a big public circumcision using the top of a rusty sardine can!
- Adult Josh: [Opening narration on TV version, actor uncredited] I've always loved the desert, as much as my mother hated it. I'll retire in this part of the country some day, I always feel so safe this far away from the sea.
- Marcia Davidson: [Gazing out at the desert from a hill] I love it up here. It's magical. It's like something God would do if He had the time.