Columbo (TV Series)
Mind Over Mayhem (1974)
Lee Montgomery: Steve Spelberg
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Quotes
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Steve Spelberg : [referring to Columbo's pet beagle] He doesn't look like a police dog.
Lt. Columbo : Well, he isn't. He's a policeman's dog. Believe me, there's a big difference.
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Steve Spelberg : It's the second time in two days I've been treated like a kid.
Lt. Columbo : When was the other time?
Steve Spelberg : Uh, when Dr. Cahill asked me to go to the movies, yesterday. He's never done that before.
Lt. Columbo : [intrigued] Is that a fact?
Steve Spelberg : Does that mean somethin', Lieutenant?
Lt. Columbo : Oh, I don't know, Steve, but when people do something for the first time, detectives always get curious.
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Steve Spelberg : I might as well tell you right now, Lieutenant. I'm a boy genius!