- T.V. Announcer: This just in! The National Environmental Control Center reports that Dr. Roland, authority on the human brain, was electrocuted along with six others when a patient broke from a experimental therapy area, ripped through a protected panel and exposed himself and the other victims to 500,000 volts of electricity! Along with Dr. Roth; the dead include his two assistants, Dr. Carol Portland, Dr. Elton Morris, three other patients, and Willard West. A patient who apparently went berserk during a routine experiment, shouting; "I can't die, I'm immortal! I am god!" This is Cornell Wood. That's tonights late news! Good night!
- Dr. Carol Portland: [opening line] I don't know why you ever have to go to the gym!
- Dr. Elton Morris: Don't really know! You see, there's exactly 128 steps to the underground lab! Up and down twice a day! Equal about two miles I guess!
- Dr. Roland Roth: Truth... is the most viable aspect of this program for which you have volunteered!
- Minnie Lee Parks: You mean the whole truth?
- Dr. Roland Roth: Yes!
- Minnie Lee Parks: About everything?
- Dr. Roland Roth: Yes!
- Minnie Lee Parks: Golly! This experiment is gonna get a "X" rating!
- [laughs from the volunteers]