"Q.E.D." A Guide to Armageddon (TV Episode 1982) Poster

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(1982)

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8/10
This Was Expanded Into Something Else
Theo Robertson30 August 2004
A GUIDE TO ARMAGEDDON was part of the BBC science show QED that seemed to be marketed to an audience that had no interest in science . There was an edition where the production crew showed what happens when you explode gas canisters , or set fire to a cloud of custard powder ( It explodes like napalm ) , or what happens to a lift when the braking system fails . There was also an edition with a young boy with an unfortunate condition that makes him swear without being able to control it so the cameras followed him and his mother out shopping in a crowded supermarket . You can guess what happens next can`t you . QED often seemed to have a voyerism to it .I digress

A GUIDE TO ARMAGEDDON is a speculative documentary of what would happen if Britain suffered a nuclear attack . We`re shown via specially shot scenes and still pictures of the damage and terminal consequences wrought upon the people of Britain with the narration ending that " Would the survivors envy the dead ? "

Has it rung any bells yet ? Let me remind you of a few scenes featured: Meat cooking in a butchers window due to the heat generated from the initial nuclear flash , milk bottles melting on door steps along with childrens toys. That`s right , much of the footage shot and stills used were expanded , edited or re-used by director/producer Mick Jackson in his nuclear holocaust docudrama THREADS a year later . A couple of points

1 ) Some of the footage seen here is absent from THREADS ( Like the meat cooking in the butcher shop ) down to the fact that it interferes with the context of the docudrama . People have been panic buying for days before the bomb drops in THREADS hence meat cooking in shop windows contradicts this scenario

2 ) It`s clearly stated that the smoke and dust from a thermo-nuclear war would lead to a " nuclear winter " . Considering both A GUIDE TO ARMAGEDDON and THE DAY AFTER were produced at exactly the same time it`s clear that THE DAY AFTER has ignored the concept of a nuclear winter on purpose since it would have been known to the scientific community . One can`t help thinking TDA has ignored the nuclear winter on purpose rather than through ignorance. Indeed on its broadcast critics of TDA like Lord Denis Healey pointed out that the American TVM didn`t go far enough pointing out the consequences of global nuclear war and I couldn`t help thinking that was a straight referrance to this documentary

A GUIDE TO ARMAGEDDON is even more obscure than its offspring THREADS which still has a small but very hard core fan base . It would have been perfect as a companion piece on the THREADS DVD but like the cold war seems to have been consigned to forgotten history
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9/10
Making the thread.
morrison-dylan-fan20 January 2014
Warning: Spoilers
Re-watching the Mick Jackson film Threads in order to do a review for my 4th favourite movie of all time,I decided to search around online for any info related to the title.Stumbling upon an article celebrating the 25th year of the movie,I was shocked to discover,that 2 years before Threads,Mick Jackson had made a 30 minute "proto" Threads title for a BBC documentary series.

Thrilled at the possibility of seeing "where it all began",I began to search frantically online for a DVD of the short,sadly I soon discovered that the short movie had disappeared into history.Making a final attempt to find the title,I decided to search around on Youtube,where I was delighted to find out,the film had recently been uploaded upon!,which excitingly led to me getting ready to finally open up the guide to an Armageddon.

The plot:

Basing the film right in the middle of London,the movie shows the effects of a nuclear bomb (s) attack on London over a 3 week period,from historically buildings melting away,to 1000's of people dying within seconds of the attacks.Along with showing the effects of the attack,the movie also shows two couples attempt to survive a nuclear attack,by living in government-approved nuclear bunkers,which appear to have not been designed with the survival of Armageddon in mind.

View on the film:

Leaving out any personalised element on the attacks, (which writer Barry Hines would inject into Threads with a powerful effect)writer/director Mick Jackson splashes the government's horribly mundane response to an attack right across the screen,with Jackson using an excellent mix of minimal special effects, (some of which he would later re-use for Threads) and stock footage, (backed by a perfect narration from Ludovic Kennedy) to show the effects of a nuclear attack to be far from the governments presentation of the fall out from a nuclear bomb.

After showing London get blown to bits,Jackson follows two couples attempting to build/use nuclear shelters which the government claim will protect people from an attack.As one of the "home made" shelters gets filled with rain water which turns it into a rotting coffin from a Gothic Horror film,Jackson makes this amazing "guide" to an Armageddon one that will hopefully never have to be put into action
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10/10
Should Be Shown Again
glennwalsh4414 June 2020
The power of this short documentary both then and now lies in the matter-of-fact approach to nuclear Armageddon. Fact being the key word. The facts of a 1-megaton airburst are detailed in three sections backed by very sound scientific advice. Only in the last few minutes is any appeal made to the viewer's emotions, but by then the viewer is shell-shocked by what they have just seen. I agree with earlier commentators that this would have made an excellent (almost essential) companion piece to Threads on a Blu-Ray release perhaps with a 'Casualties' from the Protect and Survive series of never-shown public information films or the Paxman Panorama special 'If The Bomb Drops'. Chilling.
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Tells just how useless nuclear survivalism is...Powerful
darthsmythe113823 September 2007
Warning: Spoilers
This film was part of the British program QED. It was directed by Threads director Mick Jackson. It tells the story of what happens to London after a nuclear attack. There is no acting; all of the people in it are real people. In one scene, the crew asks a young couple to build a shelter like in the useless "PROTECT & SURVIVE". To make a long story short, they survive-for 17 seconds. The effects in the film are relatively good for a TV movie. The most powerful effect for me was the miniature cars bursting into flame(DVD time 02:52). It was so realistic, and the stock music by Pendereski made it even more jarring. Another portion of "Threnody for the victims of Hiroshima & Nagasaki" is used in a similar scene where a double decker bus is shown bursting into flame. The false "glass" chars and melts, while the paint burns. The building miniatures are uneven. Some, like the Petersburg Cathedral replica are very good, while others fail to impress. The makeup used to portray the effects of heat and fallout are just plain scary. It looks very realistic.

I'd recommend it to see the nonsense of civil defense at work.
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