No Mercy (1986)
Gary Basaraba: Joe Collins
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Quotes
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Losado : [Approaching Joe] It's over.
Joe Collins : What's over?
Losado : Life, my friend.
[He pulls out a knife and moves toward Joe]
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Eddie Jillette : I know the secret to Heaven.
Joe Collins : Oh, yeah, what's that?
Eddie Jillette : A girl with freckles on her tits.
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Eddie Jillette : I don't see any heartstoppers in here. Most of these broads still got the price tag hanging from their nose.
Joe Collins : [Michel walks by and catches their attention as she sits down with a older man] Maybe she's his mother.
Eddie Jillette : She's got 'born to screw' tattooed on her forehead.
Eddie Jillette : Don't be bitter.
Eddie Jillette : I know the secret to happiness.
Eddie Jillette : What's that?
Eddie Jillette : A girl with freckles on her tits.
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Eddie Jillette : You're doin' reefer with the brothers or is your old lady on a moon cycle?
Joe Collins : Why do you ask somethin' like that?
Eddie Jillette : Cause once a month without fail you get bullshit philosophical with me.
Joe Collins : Yeah, well, that's what happens when you get married, Eddie.