Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
Juney Smith: Phil McPherson
Quotes
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Lt. Steven Hauk : Who do we have slated for live entertainment in November?
Phil McPherson : Well, we originally wanted Bob Hope, but it turns out he won't come.
Lt. Steven Hauk : Why not?
Edward Garlick : He doesn't play police actions, just wars. Bob likes a big room, sir.
Lt. Steven Hauk : That is not funny!
Private Abersold : How about if it escalated?
Lt. Steven Hauk : How about if what escalated?
Private Abersold : The Vietnam conflict.
Lt. Steven Hauk : The Vietnam conflict. We are not going to escalate a whole war just so we can book a big name comedian!